Mad Father but gay please.

Shout out to self shippers that are too nervous to talk to others in the community! You’re not a burden! Your f/o loves you!

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pouring one out for the selfshippers that have older f/os that get aged down/get their wrinkles erased by other fans

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Drawing a Yumeship commission for friend rn.. made me realize maybe I really am holding myself back from scribbling horny F/O art. Thing is though.. I still dunno if I'd be satisfied because as much as they love it.. I still can't recognize the face I've drawn as their F/O. Wish my brain wasn't cursed. What can I even do??? (Maybe I should just cover his face in a mask of something when I draw him.. sigh..)

Saw this one selfship art today. I haven't seen them in years but it's this one artist who selfships with bumblebee and I think has so much NSFW posted I found them because I was on rule34. (you can judge me idk I needed reference for my own goon art) anyway. I salute to you. Your one of the greats.

NO! Another popular media franchise is trying to get me! I don't have to drop all 200 of my WIPs and start another seven lore analysis videos!! PLEASE. LET ME OUT OF THIS VISCIOUS CYCLE!

Losing my mind right now. I cleared my history like and hour ago but I wanted to go look at this one dadson ship acc I had. Should be fine. I have it bookmarked... Only find this one acc.. This. doesn't look like I remember it. Spends the next few minutes going insane looking through the ship tag. It's good. It's great- WONDERFUL EVEN that there's so many of THE SAME SHIP based accs.. None of the one is the one I rememeber though. Not even slightly. WHERE THE FUCK IS IT? WHERE IS IT? Could they have changed their profile? no no no the posts are different. The posts wouldn't lie to me.. I remember the exact order! and this art is here on another account .. should I check the reblogs or would that take too much time? WHY IS THERE SO MANY?! OH GOD. This one has a similar post order- HOW CAN YOU REBLOG EXACTLY LIKE ANOTHER PERSON???? ... It's not like this is the same account. couldn't be... couldn't be. Intro's different. And other mutterings of a mad man.

I found it. .w.

On my new gore crusade.. I'm thinking about ponies again. Pinkamena x S/I killer yuri? any takers?? I'm thinking... It'll be a two killer one town scenario where they both hate each other and insult eachother until they have a meet cute in a dark alley over a victim. "omg.. uhm.. well it's your victim. you broke her wings and everything by all means go ahead" "No no no- I insist this pony isn't even my usual victim - I was just feelin an itch! you know?? it'd be bad for my image. I insist I insist :)" "Oh your so sweet.. are you really sure? I couldn't possible take ALL this fresh skin home with me. - do you want the meat?, I know it's your whole thing haha :)" "Oh my gosh your so nice. That'd be lovely" meanwhile their victim broke one ankle and is struggling to drag themself away.

...found out a s.cout cannot read or write? I'm- gonna eat him.

I have been enlightened.. the prophets were correct. Fighting is basically sex. It's arguably more intimate then sex. Especially fist fighting.

*taps mic* Do you guys ever explicitly think "oh this character is not for me their not my type" but then your non-con addled mind is like.. "they would be so good for a rape fic. I can make them so horny and gross"... *turns mic on you*

....Guys I'm making a S/I for a new F/O we already knew this was happnening I'm already too far gone smh. I'M UNSAVEABLE. REMEMBER ME!!!

.... Realized. my new F/O and my dynamic is just Soni.c x Sha.dow ...I just need a Maria-. (I need to add a very tragic backstory and become a chain smoker FAST- LIKE YESTERDAY-) I'm gonna draw my S/I saying "I love latinas-"

..... writing all my s/i's as stalkers who fantasize about tearing my f/o limb from limb and gorging on their bodies... Nature is healing :3