How about you leave.

see shit like this is the reason that it’s so hard to turn my back on this website. Where else, pray tell, are you going to find this kind of quality nonsense.

west virginia

Y’know, back in my day, if a pestilence swept through the land during a time of famine and flood, it meant that the reigning kings had displeased the gods and that we risked the gods’ further ire by obeying them

no babe the vampire fangs stay on during sex

[video: a person twirls an anime keychain above a number of chicks and creates a chick vortex]

why did this need to be captioned

so u can decide when it’s not loading whether or not it’s worth it to wait

THE CHICK VORTEX RETURNS!!!

turn on the sound you won’t regret it

obsessed with the idea of dio waking up after 100 years and being shocked and disgusted to learn that people are just gay now

its not like hes homophobic per se he just gets possessive because back in the day that was HIS thing. he thought he was the only gay person. terence finds him draped across a chaise lounge one day absolutely distraught over seeing a gay bar because up until then he thought he was special and that being gay was something only vampires could do

i went thru mists of pandaria at age 13-14 and remember thinking ‘wow i ALSO want to hang out in a restaurant and be obnoxious with my best friend who kind of hates me but in a gay way” but then i got older and work with a lot of fourteen year olds and i just gotta say. pour one out for innkeeper tong am i right