Being alone is just like: *makes a weird noise* *talks to myself* *makes a weird noise* *makes a weird noise* *talks to myself* *doesn’t talk to myself but does the hand gestures to what I’m saying in my head* *makes a weird noise* *makes a weir

People are trying to create perpetual motion for centuries. A zombie apocalypse would end this quest. Zombies move without external energy and could therefore be used as an infinite source of energy, e.g. in a treadmil. This would give us sustainable green energy, liberating us from fossil fuels.

When you sit on a toilet, you’re connecting your buthole to a city wide network of connected butholes.

I feel like this could be useful in my future

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If I don’t reblog this one of these things is definitely going to happen to me

I’m gonna reblog for y’all but also for me bc I’m a writer man I need this random info

I love you guys and I wanna make sure you know what to do in any situation ever, no matter how odd.

In the movie Birdbox, seeing as animals aren’t affected, guide dogs would be the most valuable animal companion to have over a bird

spotify gives you all of your stats at the end of every year and makes you a playlist of your top 100 songs, makes you six (6) personalized playlists every day, And a playlist every monday of new music based on your listening history and yall still gonna say apple music is better? i have to laugh

Today I put my hand in my backpack and felt a stress ball and I was like “oh? I have a stress ball?” and I squeezed it and it was a pear and it exploded and now I’m much more stressed than I was earlier :/

I am enchanted.

This is it. This is the best cat video of them all.

Battle for dominance in the game dome

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