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that one’s the last. i’m sorry, everyone

have a great day/night! don’t forget i’m always rooting for you :D

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Spy: Oh, please. You wouldn’t hurt a fly.

Pyro: You're right! Because a fly is an innocent creature that never knowingly did anything to anybody!

Pyro, raising their axe: You, however. I would maim.

#team fortress 2 #tf2 #tf2 spy #tf2 pyro

Sniper: Are you busy right now? Writing a song to make Tom Jones notice his “biggest fan” doesn’t count.

Scout: Are you kidding me?

Scout: I finished that 3 hours ago. What’s up?

#team fortress 2 #tf2 #tf2 scout #tf2 sniper

Demo: Are you sure this will work? We could be killed without respawn!

Soldier: Or worse, Engie would give us another 2 hour lecture!

#team fortress 2 #tf2 #tf2 engineer #tf2 demoman #tf2 soldier

Spy: There’s no room for trust in this base, both of you are lying, cheating scum. I’ll murder you all in your sleep!

Sniper, grabbing him by the throat: Who are you calling a lying bastard? Look who’s talking!

Medic, picking up the cards: That is enough UNO for tonight.

#team fortress 2 #tf2 #tf2 sniper #tf2 spy #tf2 medic

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Scout: It feels like you don't trust in my plan to fix this situation.

Sniper: I don’t trust your plan because it has the words “bean bag” and “pepperoni” in it!

#team fortress 2 #tf2 #tf2 scout #tf2 sniper

Scout: I hate how you're just born out of nowhere, and you're forced to go to school and get education so you can get a good life. What if I wanted to be a duck? No one ever asked me if I want to be a duck!

#team fortress 2 #tf2 #tf2 scout

the "demo & solly sharing a braincell" post is now my motivation to learn to draw. that ones an absolute banger!

i will never get over "engineer said its my turn with the braincell" such sibling fighting over xbox vibes.

im so glad to hear that, anon!

make sure to take your breaks and don’t push yourself too hard, you can do it and you will do it! i believe in you :D

#paraspectre speaks #to all of you writers and artists out there #treat yourself to smell a tiny flower! that ones on the house :)

Demo: Are you ready for the hike?

Scout: Yeah! I got my boots, my backpack, and I made trail mix!

Demo: Is it actual trail mix or is it a bag of M&M's with three raisins in it?

Scout:…

Scout: There's also a few Cheerios…

#submission #team fortress 2 #tf2 #tf2 demoman #tf2 scout #what a banger! thank you for submitting!

Demo: Why is there a “Life is too short. Lick the bowl.” sign in the bathroom?

Engie:

Engie: I told Scout to put that darn thing in the kitchen.

#team fortress 2 #tf2 #tf2 scout #tf2 engineer #tf2 demoman

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Engie, looking at Spy and Sniper bickering: Aren’t you going to stop them?

Medic: No, they are too evenly matched to hurt each other.

Engie: Then, who’s the strongest of you three?

Spy: Medic.

Sniper: Medic.

Medic: Me.

#team fortress 2 #tf2 #tf2 sniper #tf2 spy #tf2 medic #tf2 engineer

Scout: Hold on! I’m having one of those things.. a headache with pictures.

Spy: ..Pardon me?

Sniper, sighing: He’s having an idea.

#team fortress 2 #tf2 #tf2 scout #tf2 sniper #tf2 spy

Sniper: Its nice having time to hunt, you can really hear yourself think around here.

Sniper’s thoughts: Did you leave the water on? Did you forget to lock the camper? Will you die alone?!

Sniper:

Sniper, picking up his rifle: Maybe I’ll come back another time.

#team fortress 2 #tf2 #tf2 sniper

Scout: Hey, Snipes. Would you still be friends with me if I was a worm?

Sniper:

Scout:

Sniper: Depends, honestly.

#team fortress 2 #tf2 #tf2 scout #tf2 sniper

Medic: This BONK! consumption couldn’t possibly be healthy for you.

Scout: Yeah, sometimes if I drink too much of it I’ll turn into a Ligma.

Medic: What is a “Ligma”?

Scout: *glances at the door*

Demo, peeking: *thumbs up*

#team fortress 2 #tf2 #tf2 scout #tf2 demoman #tf2 medic

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um.. hello.. im just gonna.. smile for the camera

:D

let me take a pic of you too!

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so cute! have a great day, anon !!

#paraspectre speaks

Scout: My life is a huge mess.

Sniper, patting his back: You did your best. Now, grab a beer and call it a day.

Scout: This isn’t the time for me to drink beer.

Sniper: Who said it was for you?

#team fortress 2 #tf2 #tf2 scout #tf2 sniper

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