Paranoid Mum

idk what was UP with this time period, but I want to embody whatever these vibes were into my very soul

Here’s a photo of a cutie patootie 👅

If only pre historic fish did not grow feet and crawled to the land

“This is YOUR fault!”

They really said “sorry”

And in case y'all were under the impression that he works hard to make that money, he's publicly proud of not doing a whole lot of hard work at all. He also revealed that he doesn't allow office birthday lunches and thinks his sexiest quality is that he does the dishes. This man is a leech and contributes nothing to the world, not even measly sales tax.

“Yeah… like bowling, Bruce.”

WHAT

Hmmmmm

The only valid tik tok is @drumcorpsinternational, change my mind

Vanessa Stockard – Kevin series.

Pancake the steamrollered teddy bear, found at the op shop last Christmas. Though he’s pretty two-dimensional, he has a unique personality and is perfectly travel sized to squish in a suitcase — or to slip down the side of the bed.