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step one is fuck up a matcha cake and have it not rise so it's a matcha brick. cut her into cubes and put it in a bowl for now. make or have some tapioca pearls if you want too and put them in the bowl alsooo

I DID NOT MEASURE. but throw this in a sauce pan:

mostly oat milk, some half n half, a little bit of yogurt, honey, lavender buds, cornstarch

on medium high heat, whisked, until it's thickened. not too thick, don't add a lot of starch plz. it reminds me of a witch's cauldron, that's the right vibe of bubbling. gloopy

take your sweet slop and pour it over the cubed cake and boba while it's still hot, and mix it. then leave it to soak up for ten minutes, set your oven to 350 F and line or grease a little pan. again I do not measure sorry<3