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runnerleckie

fuckkkkk we got dday today 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

#goddammit #somebody email my sergeant and tell him i’m running late

kassachilles

I’m just gonna get this out of the way:

I like pineapple on pizza

I say “ree-sees”

I say “jif”

I don’t care if you disagree, as long as you aren’t an asshole about it

If this is block-worthy to you, block me.

If you are going to harass me about it, block me or I will block you.

parachuters-anonymous

if i see ANYONE coming at sweet angel mylo about “jraphics interchange format”, i will be on local and national news.

#these are all very valid takes #argue with your mama not me #AND FOR DAMN SURE NOT WITH TUMBLR USER KASSACHILLES

georgeluzwlw

I love him!!

holy fuck i’m reading my old journal from back when i was fifteen and unmedicated, and who hurt this poor thing? here is an excerpt of a passage from three years ago that i wrote the day after Christmas:

“Nothing matters, but everything sings. Black holes make noise— an infinite song that’s been sung from the beginning of time and will keep being sung until the entire universe reverts to dust and star matter. Worms make noise, too— tiny vibrations in the soil at a frequency humans cannot parse.

The loneliest whale in the world— 52 Blue— sings at a frequency no other whale in existence can understand. It journeys through its life unheard by its species. Never to be understood except for humans who cannot communicate back. For whom does 52 Blue sing? For its species? Its mother? Anyone? It does not know, because it is a whale.

It sings anyway.

For whom do I sing? My species? My mother? Anyone? I do not know, but I am cursed with thought.

I sing anyway.

I sing because I am made of stars. I am a black hole. I am a worm. I am the loneliest whale in existence. I am me.

I sing because everything sings, and I am no exception to physics. I am a statistic. I am physics. I am everything.

I sing because there is no plausible reason I should. I am an oxymoron. I am reason. I am because there is nothing that can stop me.

I am a piece of code. A singular line of code with eight billion other lines too. We all sing.

Everything sings.

I understand now. More than I ever have or ever will again.

I am large. I contain multitudes.

I contradict myself.

But that is okay. I am alive.”

go ahead little me. also let’s get you some Prozac, sweetheart.

#teenage girl organically stumbles upon absurdism #letters from my fifteen year old self #everything sings

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theverakeller

The Look™

hbowardaily

So, who’s in charge of this bullshit?

#moe… 🤤

bladeweave

you gotta start rambling in those tags bestie how else are you going to get that blogger to follow you back and your mutuals to fall in love with you #GetYapping

#it’s like a whole nother post WITHIN a post #hi mutuals :)

#FUCK.#that’s all #fight club book #book annotations

everyone should first-read annotate, this is awesome

#fight club #tyler durden #the narrator #book annotations #readblr #lalalala not letting anyone take off my yaoi-colored glasses lalalala

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greensdelight

all roads lead back to hbo war

ripped myself out of my eight month writing slump to grind out rpf of my two friends doing it… we are so back.

#this was upon their request btw

therealgir1

specss-missing-shoe

I'd risk everything and run away to Santa Fe with you even if I have a leg that doesn't work quite right and only a nickel to my name but you're not nerdy enough to understand

shut up about your health issues grandma, i wanna talk about Project Hail Mary

#project hail mary #satire

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the movies were not lying when they said it was fun as fuck to invite guys you barely know over to a house that’s not yours at 11pm and shoot the shit for two hours while making plans to go party in a random college town the day after your 18th birthday in a few weeks!

#non fandom #teenage girl doo doo do do do doo

freezerfridays

making my own tag game becauseim booored. Hi

make yourself in this picrew + say something good that happened to you today cause we all need some positivity in our lives rn!!!

my positive thing is that I stayed after school for art club today, got some drawing done and got to hang out with friends :] yaaay #MyFriends

@an-undisclosed-number-of-worms @foxt33thh @several-mice @alex-fish-art @zarastars @duckieslament + anyone else who wants to join

several-mice

eeeeee this is so cute

my positive thing is that i watched supernatural with my mutual and it was fun :3

tagging! @h4mandch335esanger @stomachaches-frank @ihavebeenstrippedfrommywhimsy @reggiehyperfixates @local-f1sh @playgroundeyes @z0mb13-34ts-br41ns @notlikeotherwarlocks @ch1ldof-th3sun @evllia @myl0tea @violifica @beeisokay

playgroundeyes

ty for the tag!!

I meant to do this yesterday but picrew was being especially evil, so I'm gonna do my positive thing of today and yesterday?

yesterday I went to a gig at one of my favourite hangout spots in town it was really fun!!! awesome vibes

and today I went to a museum w my family and it was chill, I love how warm the weather still is, but I know it's gonna get cold soon unfortunately

@idontknowwhyimhere102 @xxskyethetiredemoxx @br1ng-out-th3-old-gu1llot1ne @pepsicanzonthefloor @th3j3ts3tl1f3 and anyone else!

chewing-on-lead

wasn't tagged but this one looks fun sooooo

@kiwistarrrzz @amazingdylan @orange-juice-and-blueberries @yoursleepdemon @cr0wgr3ml1nmustd13 +open

kiwistarrrzz

went sandboarding today :)

npt: @actuallyathena05 @sapphosweirdkid @ilistentogirlinred @bulionzkury @sillygooseflopsss @istillwishforyouateleveneleven @pepsicanzonthefloor @gyrovagus-bibliophile @dino-the-raptor @cybrbat + open

bulionzkury

yesterday i met my friends and we had sm fun :3

@aroacejanehopper, @realbyler, @gloriouslygone, @andywrittes, @michellequeerler-irl, @sapphosweirdkid, @scoopstroopog, @kitteninbeanie, @maradarlow, @spirefoul and open tags

scoopstroopog

yesterday I played board games with my family and ate Chinese food :)

@arboreal-stop @mikewhoreler @theannoyeddragon82 @sadiesinkobsessedsstuff @sheilakijawaanii @impossiblekittydelusion @skeelly @coco6420 @camcamino @the-bogginses-are-gay @soliss-occasus @mqstermindswift @cityofstarsx @elliedafish @phoebephoebia @moonlight-froggy @august-shops @emmasdillema @sufferingfrommoodpoisoning @effervescent-sapphic @ghosts-starrstuf @bylrndgm @stars-and-leather @starshapedana @icedcoffee2809 @dearfut-ureself @sstar-struck @mystuffynose @loserbaby66 @weirdo09 @ballad-of-a-teenage-girl @conanssummerchild @crunchie-morris @smalltown--byler @shadowyyyidk @maradarlow @rain-on-the-moon @riverx0x0x @apjofan @ketchup-is-green @thoraelrlffnem @isawyourgreenhair @mikeandwillsweddingofficiant @vickysnowpawz @bewitchingomen @tired-or-d3ad-inside @frogboyisatitagain @bubblybyler

the-bogginses-are-gay

thank you so much for the tag!! 💞💞💞

omg I actually rlly loved this picrew, it's super cute! and I'd never before realised that I lowkey want facial hair

anyway, good thing! yesterday I went to see project hail mary in cinemas for the 4th time!!! my family couldn't say no, it was for my birthday, which was the day before 🥰🥰

no pressure tags: @sadiesinkobsessedsstuff @leofromsomewhere @asneakyobserver @iwanderbecauseimlost @moonywithatrafficcone @sarkylittlemonster @thewisestsorcerer @justlikeheavenbyler @epitome-of-stupidity @fandomsmeantheworldtome @angrymantheater @shadowyyyidk @escapefromcamazotz @fosilizd @around-the-venom @faguettism @meepmorp1232 @august-shops @thenomadicfox11 @that--elf + open tags!!! 💞💞💞

meepmorp1232

ty for the tag

today i made pretzel bites :)

npt: @prophecyhaunted @iloverobinbyckley @sadiesinkobsessedsstuff @kassachilles @crzytgther @shadowyyyidk @wistfulenchantress @queen-of-hawkins-why-ler @potofwill @gaysforbyler + open

kassachilles

I took a really good nap and am now eating pasta!!

@ald0raine @wolfstaremus @star-sstruck @hello-stars @the-celestial-mirror-coven @forestvaleska @hooblerism + open

hooblerism

thanks for the tag!! i never make myself in picrew hehe

i took a suuuper long nap by mistake lolll

@rickgausmann @peachdaes @lothdriel @fromjupitertocentauri @lunamsubmersi @theace0fhearts + open heart heart

lunamsubmersi

hiiiiii bestie thanks for the tag i dont remember the last time i made myself in picrew

My aunt brought me Olive Garden and I got a ton of sleep today!

@theace0fhearts (ofc) @aliciax3 @brainyxbrainyxbrainy @sleeping-selkies + open ♡♡

guarddoggutterson

Thank you wife and zrimp for the tags mwah mwah!

I got a bunch of sleep AND I got chick fil a chicken noodle soup!

Tags: Anyone who happens to see this ♡ (my brain is not braining today)

parachuters-anonymous

this is so freaking cute omg

anyways my super fun positive thing is that i made a friend that’s going to my university and she’s LIIIIITERALLY me in a different font 🥹🙏

#picrew chain #tag games #unrelated to my blog but idc idc #THIS ME!!#also open tag obvi obvi

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