looking for the quackity arc

I think all the members of Las Nevadas call Yoghurt different types of yogurt.

c!wilbur be like: oh quackity is around? haha fuuuck *bites lip, bats eyelashes, strikes a pose*

#”yaoi” LMAOOOO

how tubbo and ranboo are just like “burgers!” and quackity and wilbur are like “i wanna rip his spine out. did you see the way he looked at me ????? i want to kiss him on the mouth. i want to kill him. this new burger will show him he messed with the wrong guy. he’ll regret even learning the word burger.”

i am obsessed with the way Wilbur and Quackity are obsessed with each other btw. their RP interactions are 1 minute of angrily polite smiles hiding thinly veiled loathing, followed by a full hour of them dissecting the other's motivations to an unhealthy degree. they plan out 7-step elaborate ruses whose success relies completely on the child they're manipulating. they somehow chose the two teens who are married and raising a kid together to fight vicariously through. their relationship is the dsmp equivalent of two JD kinnies having an IRL knife fight bc theyre viciously against doubles, except with an uncomfortable amount of non-platonic tension fueling their never ending rage.

there's something about the way quackity delivers his lines, like he's smiling without humour, the faux-friendly businessman spiel with the cutting edge beneath the placation ... every word says 'let's make a deal, we're pals right?' with the implicit hint that crossing him will be the last mistake you ever make. god tier acting

i think that we as a fandom don't talk enough about the fact that quackity straight-up invented capitalism. like prior to las nevadas there wasn't even a system of economy, everyone just mined or traded to get resources. but then this duck bitch came along with his massive ass and no braincells and went 'i don't have enough power on this server :[ i know how to change that!' and now we have a sentient slime who barely comprehends human morality running around addicted to gambling. i love the dream smp