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THIS SELFIE LOOKS A LITTLE DARKER THAN MOST BUT I WANTED TO LOOK A LITTLE BADASS.

#IF LOOKING 'BADASS' WAS YOUR GOAL; YOU SURELY ACHIEVED IT.#(ic)#redlikebloodiedbones

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[the-dread-papyrus] HONESTLY I CANNOT COUNT THE NUMBER OF TIMES I HAVE ENDED UP SOMEHOW FALLING SHORT OF MY TARGET WHEN SHORTCUTTING. IT'S SO FINICKY!!!

IT IS AN EXTREMELY PRECISE ABILITY.

I EXPECTED TO PICK UP ON IT EASILY, WHAT WITH MY DETERMINATION AND ADAPTIVE UNDERSTANDING OF MAGICAL TECHNIQUES, BUT I HAVE BEEN THWARTED AT EVERY TURN.

#I WOULD REQUEST INFORMATION FROM SANS; BUT HE IS OF THE OPINION THAT I SHOULD 'FIND MY LEGS' AND LEARN TO DO IT MYSELF.#(ic)

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YOU MAY LAUGH AT MY FAILURE, BUT I SUSPECT YOU’VE HAD YOUR OWN, IF YOU ARE ALSO CAPABLE OF THESE ‘SHORTCUTS’.

#(ic)#snapsback

AFTER ATTEMPTING TO ‘JUMP’ TODAY, FOLLOWING THE TIPS AND LESSONS I RECEIVED FROM PIPPAP, I ENDED UP BURIED SOMEWHERE IN A SNOWBANK JUST OUTSIDE OF THE OLD RUINS.

WHY IS IT THAT I CAN ONLY MANAGE THIS TASK IF I HAVE A GOAL, AND NOT FOR THE SAKE OF LEISURE PRACTICE? ITS RIDICULOUS.

#(ic)

▪️ move to a timezone that doesn't suck

I CAN’T BELIEVE I NEVER THOUGHT OF SUCH A CLEVER SOLUTION.

#I CANNOT 'JUMP' FREELY AS OTHERS CAN; AND I WILL NOT ABANDON HOME AND JOB SIMPLY BECAUSE THE UNDERGROUND IS DULL AS DUST.#(ic)#snapsback

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TODAY WAS QUITE UNEVENTFUL.

#I'M ALMOST DISAPPOINTED.#THERE MAY HAVE BEEN NO ANNOYANCES BUT THERE WERE ALSO NO VICTORIES OR THRILLS TO MAKE IT LESS MUNDANE.#(ic)

thxworstbro:

* SIGH.

* QUEEN TORIEL DECIDED IT, SINCE WE BROKERED A PEACE WITH THE HUMANS. APPARENTLY, IF WE KEPT THE GUARD AROUND, IT WOULD LOOK LIKE WE WERE PREPARING FOR WAR WITH THE HUMANS.

* SO, THE GUARD WAS TRANSFORMED INTO A KIND OF COMMUNITY LOOKOUT TYPE THING.

* MY PRO SHOP IS FOR THE REPAIR AND SELLING OF NON-FIREARM WEAPONRY AND PUZZLE EQUIPMENT. I ALSO GET TO DRILL HOLES IN SHIT AND IT’S CATHARTIC.

* I LIKE TO IMAGINE EVERY BOARD I DRILL A HOLE INTO AS A PARTICULARLY ANNOYING CUSTOMER.

QUEEN TORIEL? NOT KING ASGORE? I ASSUME THAT DIFFERENCE IS DUE TO THE CHANGE BETWEEN OUR TIMELINES...

PEACE WITH THE HUMANS. I’VE GLEANED THAT SOME OF THE SOFTER PLACES HAVE DONE THAT, BUT I DIDN’T THINK SUCH A THING WOULD BE POSSIBLE IN A ‘RED’ TIMELINE. AND THE PEACE---IT’S GENUINE? THE HUMANS HAVEN’T DONE ANYTHING SUSPICIOUS?

YOUR JOB SOUNDS... I ADMIT, THE FORMER SEEMS MUNDANE TO ME, WHILE THE PUZZLE EQUIPMENT SOUNDS USEFUL, DUE TO MY DISINTEREST IN FIREARMS WHEN THE SWORD AND BONE EXIST.

#thxworstbro #(ic)

thxworstbro:

* NO, IT WAS DISBANDED. WE LIVE ON THE SURFACE.

* I RUN A PRO SHOP.

THE SURF-

DISBANDED? WHY ON EARTH WAS THE GUARD DISBANDED? WERE THEY NOT NECESSARY AFTER THE WAR? AND WHAT IS A PRO SHOP?

#A PRO...FESSIONAL...SHOP?#thxworstbro #(ic)

thxworstbro:

* VERY WELL, SEGOE IT IS.

TELL ME, REPTILIA; DO YOU SERVE IN THE ROYAL GUARD?

#thxworstbro #(ic)

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why do ppl think its ok to waste my time

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I LOOK AWAY FROM THE DASHBOARD FOR A FEW MINUTES TO PUT TOGETHER A PASSABLE LUNCH, AND IT IT DESCENDS INTO CHAOS.

#(ic)

thxworstbro:

* REPTILIA.

REPTILIA? A MUCH BETTER ALTERNATIVE TO ‘WORST’, I MUST SAY.

YOU MAY CALL ME SEGOE.

#thxworstbro #(ic)

thxworstbro:

* IF YOU THINK A KITTEN MISSING ALL OF ITS LEGS IS CHARMING.

* I’M SANS. OR “WORST” IF YOU DO THE STUPID NICKNAME THING.

THE ONLY PERSON I AM COMFORTABLE CALLING ‘SANS’ IS MY OLDER BROTHER. HOWEVER, I DO DISLIKE THE IDEA OF USING A NICKNAME FOR ANOTHER PERSON THAT SEEMS MORE LIKE AN INSULT THAN SOMETHING TO TELL A PERSON APART FROM ANOTHER. IS THERE A NAME OTHER THAN ‘WORST’ THAT YOU WOULD ACCEPT, PERHAPS?

#thxworstbro #(ic)

thxworstbro:

* MY LITTLE BROTHER HAS BRAIN DAMAGE, LIKELY FROM CRACKING HIS SKULL ON THE PAVEMENT AT CRITICAL MOMENTS IN HIS LIFE.

* AND HE’S DECIDED THAT’S ALL OF OUR PROBLEMS NOW.

A SHAME. AND YET, DESPITE THE LACK OF COHERENCY, AND THE RANDOM NONSENSE HE SPEWS DAILY, YOUR BROTHER DOES SEEM TO HAVE HIS MOMENTS OF CHARM. BUT TELL ME; WITH WHOM DO I HAVE THE DISTINCT PLEASURE OF SPEAKING?

#thxworstbro #(ic)

thxworstbro:

* UGH, FOR THE LOVE OF

@paperskele95

* IT’S A TRANSLATION WEBSITE. LOOK IT UP. IT’S BETTER THAN GOOGLE, AT LEAST FOR KOREAN.

THANK YOU FOR THE EXPLANATION. I APPRECIATE SOMEONE WHO CAN SAY WHAT THEY MEAN, INSTEAD OF UNHELPFUL VAGUENESS.

#theworstbro #ic

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THANK YOU, FOR CLEARING THAT UP.

#(ic)#snapsback

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▪ papago

COME AGAIN?

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