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Hello pones!

Tumblr glitched and deleted this journal the last time I tried to queue it. I’m backing it up before I submit it this time and will post it manually on the day if needed. :)

I have something nice to talk about for once! And a gift for everybody! I dunno, think of it as a New Year’s gift I guess.

G1 MLP did not have a very strong continuity. The TV series, movies, toy line, UK comics, and everything else were all separate and had nothing to do with each other. There’s very little information to build a coherent personality for any of the G1 characters beyond a single gimmick such as “Applejack is a clumsy oaf who knocks everything over”. But why would the guy making a pony AU care about that, hmm…

That said, the UK got a limited-edition disc in 1985 that was simply titled My Little Pony Picture Disc and which was almost lost to time. The more modern name for it is Seven Songs and a Story.

It’s actually eight songs, but #8 is a reprise of #1. They’re united together by a narrative about ponies so stupid they may as well be dead and their gradual meandering towards some brainless birthday party or another. Every time a new doofus shows up, the corresponding song plays.

The G4 fandom is undoubtedly familiar with song #2.

My Little Ponies’ Song

Applejack’s Song

Bow Tie’s Song

Lickety Split’s Song

Posey’s Song

Cherries Jubilee’s Song

Tootsie’s Song

My Little Ponies (reprise)

Indeed, #8′s title does not match the title of #1. Hasbro has never been very good about keeping names consistent, especially when they license other producers to make pony stuff.

Anyway, I found a relatively clean Youtube upload of the entire disc (link) and took the liberty of chopping it up, one file per song, with the vast majority of the narration cut out.

Download it here!

All song files are in MP3 with filled-out tags.

Disc and track number (1 disc, 8 songs)

Song title as printed on disc

Artist: Tony Markey

Album: Seven Songs and a Story

Album Artist: Bullseye Music

Publisher: Bullseye Music

Year: 1985

Comment field on all songs reads:

Uploader: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCBfpL8GFUVQ65BvRMJqpD_A Editor: Summersong / FibS

Cherries Jubilee’s Song normally fades in and out and overlaps the narration. I had to edit it in order to remove this and make it sound OK stand-alone. The apparent “skip” near the end of this song was in the original Youtube upload and, so far as I know, is how it played on the disc.

Working on a closed species adoptable: Lil dragon thiefs. Ferret sized (and shaped!) Dragons that love collecting small trinkets. Each dragon likes it's own item. Some collect food such as mushrooms, some gold coins, others pink crystals, and still others collect different things. You can tell what the dragon collects by what they look like such as a crystal collecting dragon would have small crystal like protrusions. This is so it can blend into its environment when its.....collecting.

They're very quick and considered a nuisance by many.

Still, others find them cute and like collecting them. They're easy to trap: just bait them with their favorite treat! :D

Hi! My name is simon, and I’m a warehouse employee I am I run my blog blogger dedicated to Banans PIE pony health awareness and using all my time to provide my banans too new blog I find on tumblr color, positivity, and inspiration to make life just a little bit brighter. Any support you send will help me afford medicine pay my bills internet food Thank you so much! 💕 

I need mony so I  can buy my medicine  pay my bills internet  food

paypal.me/simonurlev

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Star Shine is a unicorn with a talent for magic. She has a rather long horn and perfectly manicured hoofs. She loves nature and always has flowers in her mane and tail. She often sleepwalks and finds herself in a nature-y spot (such as near a stream or under a large tree) upon awakening.

She is available to adopt for $5.

Hi! My name is simon, and I’m a warehouse employee I am I run my blog blogger dedicated to Banans PIE pony health awareness and using all my time to provide my banans too new blog I find on tumblr color, positivity, and inspiration to make life just a little bit brighter. Any support you send will help me afford medicine pay my bills internet food Thank you so much! 💕 

I need mony so I  can buy my medicine  pay my bills internet  food

paypal.me/simonurlev

https://ko-fi.com/askbananpie

You do not have to apologize for the books you choose to read.

At all.  To anyone.  You owe nobody any explanations; you need no excuse or “good reason” to be reading the book.

You do not have to be ashamed for wanting to read “bad” books.  You wanna read Twilight?  We got Twilight.  Need a banal, cookie-cutter-plot mystery or thriller?  Those are always fun.  Our regulars check them out by the towering stack.  Ask Betty for recommendations; she’s read them all.  50 Shades of Oh Fucking No?  We’ve got it, we even got it in large print.  Have fun.  Check out the rest of our porn too.  Oh, and the sex manuals are a MUST if you want to “experiment” yourself.  Don’t be afraid to ask; they’re here for a reason.

Want to read a book written by a huge asshole everyone hates and agree was a monster?  Yeah, we have those.  No, we don’t think you’re an asshole for wanting to know what was actually written in there, or judging things for yourself.

You are not too old for Diary of a Wimpy Kid, The Babysitter’s Club, or Captain Underpants.  You are not too young for Sherlock Holmes.  There’s nothing wrong with a boy reading The Princess Academy or Sweet Valley High.  There’s nothing wrong with a girl being into The Hardy Boys or Artemis Fowl instead.