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new chess piece called the jester which can move anywhere on the board but can't capture anything. it just gets in the way to annoy your opponent
hold on let me look something up
what yhe hell

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comicfury continues to reign supreme as the only webcomic platform that understands it's a webcomic platform
making an extra post because the tags aren't good enough
here is all the reasons why you should use comicfury (if you aren't already) :
pretty much full control over your custom site design. if you're an HTML/CSS nerd you can go as crazy as you want with it. but for those who aren't so code-savvy, there are also simplified built-in design tools so you can create a unique site for yourself and your work. reject homogeneous minimalism design of bigger platforms, embrace tradition of mid-2000's kitchen sink site design (if that's what you want, that is).
the site demonstrates its own philosophies through its extremely charming vintage 2000's-era site design. it ain't broke so it doesn't need fixing. if it's too 'ugly' for you and wards you off from using the site, then it's succeeding at what it was designed to do.
forums! remember those??? CF sure does!
full view of your comic statistics over the past month, shown as delicious daily line graphs, separated by unique visitors, web page view, and scroll view.
hosting is free. don't want that pesky 'thecomicseries' or 'comicfury' add-on? all you gotta do is purchase your own domain name. contact kyo and they'll take care of the rest.
you can categorize your pages per chapter, making for an easier reading experience
you can include page transcripts for screen-readers as well as mouseover text
you can enable comments per upload and even manage them so that all comments have to be approved by you before they're shared publicly
archive tagging!!! i.e. you can tag uploads with relevant characters / locations / etc. so people can find specific pages easier on your site.
you can run a goddang BLOG on your comic site so that people can read what you've been up to! or don't, it's your choice!
clear filters for NSFW content. the filters do what they must to inform your audience as intended, outside of that, your comic will not be taken down, flagged, or suppressed in search results just because it contains violence or boobies.
they are strictly anti-AI
they do not make licensing deals with third-party companies, so the only 'competition' you have are other indie creators like you, no Marvel or DC nonsense
you're free to embed ads and/or donation buttons on your site and CF will not take off a single cent of it for themselves.
the front page goes to Recently Updated by default, all the other tabs are simply Popular Now and Popular Overall. there's also a Random button if you want to be surprised with something new. while this might seem like a bad thing for people who prefer custom filtering, this unbiased layout prevents the common visibility issues / favoritism / etc. that happen on other platforms.
but if you DO want to find something new that fits your specific tastes? just use their search bar, unlike on Webtoons it actually does what search bars are supposed to do! within the search page you can pick and choose whatever genre tags you want, and you can filter out major NSFW flags you're not comfortable with seeing.
saving the best for last: none of those features outlined above require paying a premium subscription tier. you have access to ALL the same tools and permissions that everyone else does. you have just as much potential to gain an audience there as everyone else and you are all granted the same freedoms.
COMICFURY HAS A SCROLL VIEW SETTING THAT YOU CAN ADJUST IN YOUR SETTINGS. THE PLATFORM IS ALREADY DESIGNED TO BE CONSUMABLE ON YOUR PHONE. IT DOESN'T NEED AN APP.
ugh man i'm so sorry for popping off on this very innocent and well-meaning bystander but what did i JUST say
when i say it's a webcomic platform that knows it's a webcomic platform
that's it. no asterisk. that's the POINT OF THE MEME.
it is a website for reading and hosting webcomics. there is no app. and that is why it works.
i realize this might just be a consequence of me being Oldā¢ļø compared to the average webcomic consumer / artist, but do y'all know how destructive phone apps have been and still are to webcomic culture? because not only is developing a phone app EXPENSIVE AND TIME-CONSUMING, but it's pretty much impossible to have phone apps now that aren't managed and funnelled through Google and Apple.
that means CENSORSHIP. and CORPORATE INTERFERENCE. and FINANCIAL INVOLVEMENT. which is entirely opposing to WHAT WEBCOMICS ARE.
as soon as indie sites based around free content develop apps, there's a very clear shift in how that site continues to operate, prioritizing corporate standards and profit over usability and community. because otherwise, they can't justify the creation of the app in the first place, and they can't very well maintain that app on account of how expensive it is to do so.
in fact, i can even attest to this from experience! y'know Tapas? the friendly competitor to Webtoons?
this platform used to FUCKING SLAP and then guess what? they released their phone app. and in doing so, they immediately lost the entire fucking plot. their ad revenue program turned to shit, they started prioritizing their advertising and growth towards paywalled comics over the free to read ones, they started restricting the content that was allowed on the platform for the sake of 'brand friendliness' and most of all, they started caring more about what INVESTORS saw rather than what the average user experienced.
and i'm sure that's a heavily biased opinion in which i'm choosing to cast blame on one specific thing instead of all the various things that led to the downfall of this fuckass platform (and i could talk about all those things at length too) but guess what? i don't give a fuck if it IS biased, because i've been there and back and lived to tell the tale and the common denominator in the enshittification of all these major platforms i'm goddamn MEME'ING ON was the phone apps. and most of all, the normalization of corporate involvement which happens the MOMENT you build an app for the Google and/or Apple store.
modern phone apps are NOT about accessibility, they're about money and metrics. that's it.
again, big apologies to the person who left these tags in the reblogs because i know they didn't mean any ill will of it.
but EVERY FUCKING DAY i see y'all complaining that webtoons and tapas are garbage, that they don't let you consume NSFW content without censoring the fuck out of it or removing titles entirely from their platforms, how they progressively tighten paywalls and increase ads to force every last cent out of you, but never ONCE do y'all realize THE CALLS ARE COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE.
comicfury doesn't have or need a phone app for the same reason that AO3 doesn't have or need a phone app. to put it simply - because it's pointless, a waste of money and effort, and it would just destroy everything that's great about the thing that i'm trying to promote to you in the first place.
this is what usage freedom and decentralizing actually looks like. this is what has kept comicfury populated and alive. nothing more, nothing less.
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It has come to my attention that none of you dummies can distinguish a good writing tip.
I see it all the time: #writing tips and then the most inane nonsense I've ever read in my life
"No one will read your book without the right kind of punctuation."
"Always show and never tell, or always tell and never show; but don't do both!"
"Your characters need more trauma."
And then all you BIG DUMMIES give them a million notes as though these people even know what a good writing tip is.
This. This is a good writing tip.
Look at it.
Absorb it.
And then do better.
If you don't like the suggestions above, here's 10 more handy writing tips for you:

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Blake's 7 (re)watch Part 11
Deliverance
On seeing the pre-menu 3D titles Aged P makes yet another remark on how they prefer the Liberator to Scorpio...and I one hundred percent agree like this is why you always leave wriggle room at the end of the series because even from the little I've seen of the second ship it's just far inferior.
(I've also been wondering if the increased tensions in the last season could partly be because of the lack of space, like at least on the Liberator you have greater freedom of movement. If you want a break from someone you probably could unless you were absolutely needed for something. Being confined doesn't help things whatsoever, especially in an already fraught situation.)
Love the scene with Ensor Jr and Marriot and this time really noted what they said about the planet, that it was once a thriving society before civil war led to it's downfall because said civil war went nuclear...because that's effectively the planet from 'Duel', isn't it? Just an earlier stage - because as we later learn all of the inhabitants are slowly dying and less are being born every year and yeah, that's literally the planet from Duel. Difference is this time there's a solution for the survival of future generations...
I also do find the brief scene between Ensor Jr and Maryatt interesting because we also later learn Maryatt was a hostage and yet these two do seem to be just...getting along in general. Like Maryatt's a good doctor so his main concern is getting to his patient, and Ensor's main concern is getting him there, and so there's no reason for any real conflict between them. Unfortunately this is Blake's 7 and nothing ever lasts and Servalan (who I'd forgotten showed up in this episode, honestly) succeeds in bringing the ship down and oho, that is such a satisfied look she has afterwards.
I'm still kinda skeptical about the fact that the Liberator crew still stop and help ships despite this...really not having worked out for them before, between 'crazy cult guys' and 'pirates' and yet at the same time I think it's interesting that from most there's genuine concern about it, that they will stop to help despite the fact that the risks, despite the fact that they're freedom fighters and probably shouldn't be stopping...and the fact they're clearly hopeful abut survivors too. Avon tells Jenna to seal up Maryatt's capsule, paying due to the dead and...well, it's something to note.
Of course we then get the most cliched and stupid thing off which the Aged P and I both despair at because they split up because why do that??????!!!!! Why??????????? It never ends well!!!!!!!! And not only that but a second time too when Gan, for whatever reason, tells Jenna to wait there despite the fact there's no real reason for her too like could you not think of a better way to have her captured instead of characters grabbing the idiot ball???? And then it's a repeat of 'Seek-Locate-Destroy' when once again our protagonists fail to realise that they're one short like please for the love of god do a head count!!!!!!!!!! This really isn't a good look!!!!!!
But there's no hesitation to go and find her and you can tell Gan, Vila and Avon really are worried - they're determined to get her back no matter what and that means a lot to me. Meanwhile things on Liberator are heating up because Ensor Jr's desperate enough to take Blake and Cally hostage and like...on the one hand you kind of understand him, his father's dying and he's in a great deal of pain (and also dying) so that's obviously affecting his mindset but at the same time like...killing both of them as he threatens to do surely defeats his purpose because Zen has no reason to listen to him if he does that and Ensor Jr could hardly pilot the ship in his state so...it's not gonna work out.
And then we get to the most interesting scene of all because Space Commander Travis is back, desperate for his command back to the point of actually listening to Servalan insisting that Orac takes priority...and then. Then. We get something that has stuck in my mind ever since I first saw it nine years ago. Because it turns out Travis knows Maryatt, is appalled at what Servalan did...and then it goes further because he knows what's going to happen to the man's family, they're going to be sold into slavery (which is definitely a very good way to ensure obedience and loyalty) and despite what he says about nothing mattering except Blake...
I don't believe it, because he clearly is affected by it - Stephen Grief's acting is as phenomenal as always and the reason this gets to me so much is because the thing is, he clearly knows Maryatt well enough to a) label him a good man and b) know that he has a family like yes, no doubt the fact he saved his life does play a major factor but even so...Travis is absolutely not the kind of person who'd label just anyone a good man, not even because of that, he'd refer to him as an excellent surgeon if it was purely a professional thing, and likewise with the family, he's not going to delve into someone's past just because they saved his life.
So he knew him beyond that and it's so fascinating because Travis is almost universally loathed, he's a ruthless war criminal who slaughters innocents. But there was someone he liked. Someone who's now dead because of Servalan's machinations. Someone whose family is going to be sold into slavery for something he never did and the thing is, it doesn't matter but not just because of his Blake obsession but because it's already too late. Travis can't stop what's going to happen. Servalan's already put her plans in place and even showing what emotion he already has done means she'd be watching him anyway.
It is a brief flash of humanity from the man...and it's the only one we'll ever get to see for the rest of the series.
The 'Lord Avon' plot is still as amusing as it always was like he's assumed to be this god simply because he happened to wear silver and we get this hilarious exchange:
Gan: Well, she seems to be on our side. Vila: Yes, but the poor womanĀ's insane. Avon: Not necessarily.
Avon's having the time of his life at first and yet really doesn't like Meegat fawning over him...especially when the responsibility of it becomes clear.
Avon: How long have you been waiting? Meegat: All of my life, as those before me waited. But it is I who welcome you. Welcome, Lord, welcome! Avon: Yes, well, let's not start all that again. Vila: You've hurt her feelings now. Meegat: I have offended you. Avon: No, you haven't offended me. Meegat: Forgive me! Avon: I forgive you. Vila: You're enjoying this, aren't you? Avon: Probably.
But they finish what Kashell started and that was honestly very impressive, they got it working and they saved a whole race before going to rescue Jenna, who doesn't even get to escape by herself because she's immediately caught again *sighs* but I also wonder like...what were the Scavengers planning to do with her? She was mostly unharmed, they was no indication they were gonna eat her or anyway so. What even were they doing?
The Aged P would've liked more information on the Scavengers themselves and wondered if perhaps she was gonna be traded to another tribe of them or something, but we never find that out.
Jenna definitely gets a kick of out of the 'Lord Avon' situation though.
Blake: We'll be in teleport range in about four hours. Jenna: We'll be waiting. *Amused* In the meantime, Avon's about to become a legend Blake: What? Jenna: Out.
Blake gets four hours to puzzle that out and it's brilliant...but Avon is most definitely uncomfortable by this point and even a little guilty over how it's all worked out.
Avon: Meegat, I'm sorry you've waited so long. Meegat: Our waiting brought you. Avon: That seems like a poor reward, somehow.
And it's definitely a bittersweet ending, future generations will live on eventually in a place far from the Federation hundreds of years from now...but those who remain are doomed to a slow death, just as those on the ghost planet were. And Blake knows exactly how Avon's feeling, and the last we see of the computer expert he's leaving the room, deep in thought...
Aged P is very much looking forward to Orac appearing, though, he's been their favourite since the beginning because they love the idea of an irascible computer...and they also remind me that he and Zen have beef which I'd completely forgotten about but yeah, there's that to come.
I like when the reviews for Apparently, Sir Cameron Needs to Die are indistinguishable aside from the star rating
can I be radically honest for just one moment?
when I was writing the book, I thought it was normal.
TBH I also thought the book was pretty normal ... contextually.
Not like, in relation to other published books, mind you, but normal for something a queer person on tumblr who likes Terry Pratchett and video games where you get to fuck the werebear in full shift and The Murderbot Diaries would write.
Anyway, I've said before that my idea of a good indie movie (this also applies to other media) is one that panders shamelessly to a audience so niche it has most critics muttering, "Who is this even for?!" and I think this book accomplished that.
That's my recommendation, I suppose.
Hmmm. The blurb uses the word ātransmogrifyingā so, in addition to these compelling recommendations, that means I probably need to read it ā¦.
I have read the book!
Weird, sure. But internally consistent!
I LOVED the āin which ā¦ā chapter titles. Iāve seen those used for humor before, but these are both funny and give fascinating emotional background to each chapter. Mostly itās a small emotion thatās highlighted, but it adds so much depth to what happens next. Hereās the prologue title for example:
I also loved the way the tone of the book shifted rather gently from āthis is a comedyā to āthis is a horror novelā. I donāt know that it actually was a horror novel? Definitely speculative fiction. Maybe horror lite? Too much of a happy ending for horror, but too far from Happy Ever After to be traditional comedy. But that inability to nail down āwho is this book forā is part of it charm! ļæ¼
The emotional drift of the story is Very Compelling. The slow breakdown of losing everything to get the one thing you want - and how that is happens differently for The Mad Sorcerer and for Sir Cameron. The grasping at bits of joy in the midst of chaos and confusion. The getting everything you wanted and it being confusing and different from what you pictured.
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Queer Liberation Library has a copy, so you can get your free library card and find this book on Libby!ļæ¼Audiobook version also available.
Allen Hoskins made $350 a week as Farina during the Depression. Then he grew up and had to wash dishes just to eat regularly.
The pigtails were kept inside the Hoskins family Bible. Not in a studio archive, not in a Hollywood museum, but in the one place where his family could protect the boy beneath the costume.
America knew him as Farina. His family knew him as Allen.
Allen Clayton Hoskins was born on August 9, 1920, in Boston, Massachusetts. Before he was old enough to remember much of that city, his family moved to Los Angeles.
Hollywood found him when he was barely more than a baby. By 1922, he was working at Hal Roach Studios in the Our Gang comedies.
The studio gave him a new name. Farina.
It sounded playful, almost harmless, like something from a breakfast table. But the costume told a deeper story.
They dressed him in pigtails, loose clothes, patchwork outfits, and little dresses. They made audiences laugh at a Black child before that child was old enough to understand what kind of image had been placed on him.
Allen was not old enough to know the history behind those jokes. The adults around him were.
That is where the pain of his story begins. His talent was real, but Hollywood shaped that talent through the racial stereotypes America already knew how to sell.
Allen had timing. He had presence.
Even as a small child, he could hold a scene without forcing it. Cameras loved him, and audiences remembered him.
Between 1922 and 1931, Allen appeared in 105 Our Gang films. That was more than any other child performer in the series.
He was not a background child or a passing face. He was one of the central figures in one of early Hollywoodās most popular comedy franchises.
On the studio lot, he attended school between scenes. His teacher, Fern Carter, later remembered him as the brightest student she ever taught.
That detail matters because Hollywood needed the public to see Farina as a comic figure. But Allen was a sharp, observant Black boy whose mind no costume could erase.
His younger sister Jannie also appeared in Our Gang under the name Mango. His aunt Edith Fortier helped watch over him on set, a quiet family presence in a place where children could easily be swallowed by business.
By the end of his Our Gang years, Allen was reportedly earning $350 a week. During the Great Depression, that was more money than many families saw in a month.
But money did not make America equal. Fame did not open every door.
In 1927, during a promotional trip to New York, seven-year-old Allen was reportedly refused entry to the Roosevelt Hotel because he was Black. The same country that paid to watch him on screen would not let him walk through a hotel lobby.
That contradiction followed many Black performers. America could enjoy their talent without respecting their humanity.
When sound came to motion pictures, the studio learned something it should have already known. Allen did not speak like the character they had built around him.
He had a polished New England accent from his Boston roots. It was not the exaggerated dialect white audiences expected from Farina.
The people making money from his image had not listened closely to his real voice. They knew the character, but they did not know the child.
At home, fame also brought pressure. His parents separated, and disputes over custody and earnings reached court while Allen was still young.
His mother, Florence Hoskins, fought for custody and won. Allen and Jannie testified for her, carrying adult weight while the public still saw him as a funny little boy.
Then came 1931. Allen was eleven years old.
In January, he was still famous and earning hundreds of dollars a week. By July, he was out of work.
Hollywood did not need a ceremony to end his childhood. It simply stopped calling.
There was no careful transition. There was no public reckoning for the boy whose face had helped make the studio money for nearly a decade.
He had aged out of the version of himself Hollywood could sell. That was enough.
Allen kept acting when he could. But the work became smaller and harder to find.
In one later role, he finally cut off the pigtails that had followed him through childhood. His family saved them and placed them inside the family Bible.
That image carries the whole story. Hair that had once belonged to a studio costume was returned to a family record.
The character stayed on film. The child came home.
By the late 1930s, Allen could walk through places where few people recognized him. The country that had once laughed with Farina had moved on.
Before the United States entered World War II, Allen volunteered for military service. In August 1940, he joined the Army.
By 1941, he was stationed at the Presidio in Monterey as Private Allen Hoskins. A newspaper account described actress Claudette Colbert noticing him there and feeling certain she knew his face.
She asked if she knew him. Allen answered with his rank and unit.
He did not say Farina. He did not reach for old applause.
When another soldier later asked why he had not revealed who he was, Allen gave an answer that explained so much. Farina, he said, was somebody else.
That somebody else was a little boy in pigtails. That somebody else had made more money in one week than the adult Allen might make in a year.
Allen was not denying his past. He was refusing to be trapped inside it.
He served in the Army Air Corps during World War II and took part in campaigns in the Pacific. When he came home, he had survived both childhood fame and military service.
But Hollywood did not suddenly make room for him. The doors that had closed before the war stayed closed after it.
During the postwar anti-communist investigations, Allen was questioned about dances he had attended as a teenager that were connected to left-wing groups. His passport was revoked, and his name became tangled in the blacklist era.
Years later, he treated it with dry humor. The blacklist, he said, had not made much difference because Hollywood had not been offering him work anyway.
That line can sound funny until you sit with it. A man can only joke like that after he has already measured the locked doors.
So Allen worked. He washed dishes, painted houses, studied at Los Angeles City College, and kept building a life that did not depend on anyone remembering him kindly.
On a 1953 television reunion program, he explained why he moved away from acting. He wanted work that allowed him to eat regularly.
That sentence belongs beside every old photograph of Farina. It tells the part nostalgia usually leaves out.
A child can be famous and still grow into a man with no security waiting for him. A studio can profit from a face and leave the person behind that face to start again.
In the 1950s, Allen moved to Northern California. He married Franzy, settled in Santa Rosa, and helped raise six children.
Then he entered a field far removed from Hollywood. He trained as a psychiatric technician.
By 1956, Allen became the first Black male psychiatric technician at Sonoma State Hospital. The institution had a painful history, but Allen focused on the people inside its walls.
He worked with people who had been underestimated, hidden away, and written off. Perhaps he understood something about being reduced by a system that claimed to know your worth.
By 1963, he was directing the sheltered workshop program at Sonoma. His mission was simple and powerful.
He wanted people with intellectual and physical disabilities to have meaningful employment. Not pity, not charity, but work.
A job meant rhythm, pay, responsibility, and dignity. It meant being seen as useful in a world that had already decided too much about you.
In 1965, Allen moved to Hayward to lead another sheltered workshop program. This time, newspapers wrote about him not as Farina, but as Allen Hoskins, the man asking businesses to recognize overlooked workers.
By 1969, reports described a workshop network employing 1,000 clients. Allen was also serving as president of the Bay Area Association of Rehabilitation Workshops.
That number deserves respect. A thousand people meant a thousand lives touched by opportunity, wages, routine, pride, and a chance to stand differently in the world.
Allen once said a job was the glue that holds people together. Coming from him, that was not a slogan.
He knew what it meant to be famous without being secure. He knew what it meant to be visible without being protected.
So he spent his adult life helping others find the stability applause had never given him. That may be his greater legacy.
Allen did not vanish after Farina. He widened.
He became a husband, father, veteran, technician, advocate, photographer, community worker, and NAACP member. He became someone Hollywood had never imagined when it handed him that cereal name.
In 1975, the Black Filmmakers Hall of Fame honored him in Oakland. He stood among names like Sidney Poitier, Lena Horne, Ruby Dee, and Quincy Jones.
But Allen did not define success as being remembered for Farina. To him, success meant building a respected life beyond the role that once defined him.
Allen Clayton Hoskins died of cancer in Oakland on July 26, 1980. He was fifty-nine years old, two weeks short of his sixtieth birthday.
Millions had known Farina. But the people whose lives Allen helped rebuild often knew him simply as Al.
That may be the better ending. The character made him famous, but the man made himself useful.
The pigtails stayed in the family Bible as proof that there had always been a child beneath the costume. Allen Hoskins walked beyond that page and spent the rest of his life helping others walk beyond the places where society had left them.
"Fat Tiger" by "Uncle Bum" (äøäŗé¦¬å¤§å).
Itās interesting how diseases rip through schools at incredible speeds despite being in an arguably modern, clean(ish) environment. I wonder if it has something to do with the wholeĀ āyou need a doctorās note to excuse your absence of even one dayā combined with the average price of going to a doctor, the lack of education on things likeĀ āyouāre still contagious even after the fever goes awayā, and the overwhelming message of āif you donāt struggle through it, youāre a failure!ā
On my campus there tends to be a problem where even I you have the doctors note professors will still take points off of your final grade regardless of how sick you are. Iāve seen people show up to class with the stomach flu, pneumonia, respiratory infections and all sorts of other contagious ailments.
Hereās a fun story:
The school system I grew up in put an absolutely ungodly amount of pressure on kids to Show Up Every Day No Matter What. Many schools are like this, but looking back, my townās was borderline fucking dystopian. They asked me why I didnāt just āpostponeā a surgery at one pointā when I was fifteenā to give you an idea of how monumentally obtuse these people were.
So, in elementary school, I started having chicken pox symptoms, right? They were mild because I was vaccinated (yay!) but my mom recognized them quickly and took me to the doctor, because my mom is a reasonable human being with standards. The doctor said āyup, youāve got those pox, it may seem mild but please for the love of god DO NOT take her to school, she is very contagious even though she may FEEL okay.ā
So I had to stay home from school until I got clearance from my doctor to go back. I was an angry little gremlin the whole time, because I wanted to go to the school library and read books about the human skull, but my mother said, āno, you cannot leave this house, and do not scratch the bumps please.ā So I sat at home and tried not to scratch the bumps, like a good little gremlin.
A few days into my Chicken Pox Related House Arrest, we got a letter from the school. I was far from the only person with chicken pox, as it so happened. Like⦠a tenth of my second grade class had Confirmed Pox. We all fell ill within DAYS of each other.
So how did this happen, you ask? Well, a kid had chicken pox, and he came to school anyway. āAh, well perhaps they didnāt know,ā you may very well say. āMaybe his parents didnāt notice!ā No. No, they noticed. In fact they KNEW it was CHICKEN POX. They sent him to school anyway.
The kidās parentsā¦ā¦.. were, in fact, teachers at the school. And they KNOWINGLY made him go to school sick, because they didnāt want to risk hurting his precious āperfect attendanceā record. They figured that since he wasnāt, like, Literally Dying, it was better for him not to miss school. Never mind the fact that they were actively endangering hundreds of little kids.
Fast forward to my freshman year of college. A kid came to class with mumps because he ācouldnāt afford to missā. Guess what happened? Mumps outbreak! Diseases are, as it turns out, good at being diseases! Vaccinations are phenomenal, but they can only do so much, and some people rely on herd immunity to not be killed by preventable illness.
This entire attitude needs to die. Itās dangerous. Food service workers are forced to show up sick, little kids are forced to show up sick, college students show up sick because theyāre afraid of flunking out.
And on top of it all, misinformation campaigns are encouraging people not to get vaccinations! Itās 2019 and weāre flirting with the plague! Next thing you know some blogger is gonna be like āactually we should all be fucking rats and eating our meat raw, death to all science and god bless americaā
Many kids at my school will show up really sick because we only get like three days of excused absences without a doctorās note.
this is what those in literary academia call āforeshadowingā
(note the dates)
this post aged like an ice cube in an oven
worst part is! ITāS STILL HAPPENING! SCHOOLS AND WORKPLACES ARE STILL LIKE THIS!!! THEY LEARNED NOTHING!!!!!!!
Literally looking like the kind of note you find in a post apocalyptic horror game jesus
If only we as a society learned from our mistakes

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I want to share something for those of you who are teaching and want your conservative students to be more open-minded to liberal ideas that youāre presenting.
I grew up in a conservative family and a conservative town, and like most conservative kids, had been told that colleges were hotbeds of liberalism, so I was already defensive politically when I started college. My first semester or two I was really skeptical of everything political that my professors presented me with.
And then I took a womenās studies course (required at my college). And on the first day, the professor said,Ā
āYou donāt have to be a feminist. There are days when Iām not a feminist. But weāre going to discuss feminist ideas in this class, and you might find that you agree with some of them and disagree with others, and thatās fine.ā
And that took the pressure off. By telling me that I didnāt HAVE to be a feminist, that I didnāt HAVE to agree, that professor started me on the road to becoming a feminist. I particularly remember her giving us information about what a huge percentage of the housework was still done by women, even in [hetero] couples where both the man and woman worked outside the home. And after that I remember saying,Ā āIām not a feminist, but I can see where theyāre coming from.āĀ
Within 5 years, I was claiming the term and coming out to my mom as a feminist.
So when I taught college writing, I assigned politically liberal essays to my students, many of whom came from conservative backgrounds. And before they read the first one, I would say,
āThe reading for the next classāI want you to know that you donāt have to agree with it. You donāt have to agree with anything that your professors teach you in college. But the point of a college education is to have your mind opened to other points of view. So youāre not required to agree, but you are required to approach the reading with an open mind. You might find that you agree with some things the author says and disagree with others. And thatās cool! We WANT you to use your critical thinking and decide for yourself what you think about things! But to do that, you need to give people the benefit of the doubt and be open-minded to what they have to say.ā
And I have to say, it worked really well for me! I remember in particular that after I assigned the essayĀ āBlack Men and Public Spaceā, one of my students wrote in her reading reflection,
āI was taught in school that racism in America ended with Martin Luther King. I am appalled to discover that this is not true.ā
Priming your students to be open-minded, while also encouraging them to use critical thinking, can help to break down some of the automatic defenses against new ideas that students are often taught. Approaching your studentsā comments during discussion with an open-minded view yourself, validating their experiences while also making gentle counterarguments, can do a lot as well.
This is important within leftist and liberal circles as well - the idea that there canāt be good-faith disagreements between people on the same side leads to brittleness of arguments, of movements, of communities and of a personās ability to reason.
Obviously, this doesnāt mean that you have to, or should, accept āagree to disagreeā or listen to arguments that dehumanize you or others, but we need to be able to consider ideas outside what we already believe, and too often we simply donāt hold in our minds the idea that we donāt have to agree with everything on our side.
Protip you can do this with writing too
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my dad (Maori) works on a ship with all Maori/Tongan/Samoan fisherman- and one Aussie guy called Jake.
And that wasn't done on purpose just sort of how it ended up, but Jake recently got an injury so they put him on a Different boat just for a little bit (a sit in the wheelhouse and scout type of boat, instead of the main fishing one) and he only got back to my dad's ship today and he was apparently like Shaking. He was Traumatised.
Dad said Jake kept pulling him aside and going "They were all yelling on there, but in a MEAN way" "They didn't clean... Like at ALL"
Jake experienced what a boat full of old school Aussie fisherman is like. That is the norm Jake. You just happened to be on the all Island boy boat on your first go out. "It was time for dinner and they had FROZEN nuggets" Jake that's what they have on ships that are out at sea for months at a time.
On my dad's boat they are eating fresh fish and coconut milk Ceviche. They're grilling steaks on an open bbq on the deck that probably is not regulation. All the guys have their own special knives to prepare sashimi every couple days. Everyone is happily doing their own work so they can clock out early and set up a movie on the deck. Jake did you genuinely believe that's what every boat was doing.
Local Australian man is fed fresh juices and smoked fish for first time- refuses to go back to beef jerky boat life
jake that first night when they served a freezer tray tv dinner and not an overflowing plate of fish that's probably going for conservatively like $40-$80 bucks a kilo but the guys decided Eh we'll catch more let's just fry it up:
I see lots of positivity for people who had to drop out of higher education for one reason or another. But so little for friends who are unable to have a high school diploma, or GED! (Or whatever your area's equivalent may be)
So shoutout to those who were unable to complete the "basic" education, you are important and loved and your level of education should not dictate that!
Bedtime Maine Coon mrrps.

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I ever tell you guys about my ethically dubious radio show back in college? The Mad Dad Hour?
it was an entire radio show built around perpetuating a very simple joke, but it was uniquely powerful in its capacity to prompt the reaction I was looking for.
so my slot was at the tail end of rush hour, and i got a fair number of listeners/callers who were on the way home from the office. And like, I had a lot of callers, who almost all wanted to request songs that really didnāt fit with the aesthetic. I had pitched a power pop show when i got my slot, but the callers were not having it; they invariably wanted classic rock.
this made sense in a way. if you think about the demographics of the people who listened to the radio for music in 2010 instead of their ipods or cds or whatever, youād expect them to skew older right? accordingly, i quickly realized that almost all of the people who called to request songs were Dads of a Certain Age. It was honestly annoying at first - Iām all for most classic rock, but that wasnāt what the show was supposed to be.
And so one day, when i was feeling particularly annoyed with requests that just didnāt fit thematically, i came up with the joke that rapidly became the only reason I kept the show going. Per station rules, I had to play a certain number of pre-recorded PSAs during my show, and before I cut to one I was supposed to read out the song titles and artists for all the music i had played before the break. So this one day when i had to inform the world before the break that the song they just heard was, per a listenerās request, Hey Jude by the Beatles, I decided to do a goof. I said:
āand finally, that last song you heard was Hey Jude, which was of course written and performed by the Rolling Stones.ā
I barely had time to get the ads going before the phone started ringing. See, I had been assuming people would realize i was making an obvious joke by claiming one of the most well-known Beatles tracks was a Stones song, but i had failed to consider that my listeners were mostly 55-70 year old dads who were irritated from a long day in the office.
And when those dads heard me, a millennial woman, get the artist of an extremely well-known beatles song WRONG???!
they HAD to call in to correct my ignorance. never in a polite way either, it was condescending and annoyed or nothing. and like, they were just SO personally insulted by my inaccurate reporting that it took a massive amount of effort for me to avoid cracking up during the call. I had never understood why some people would enjoy trolling random strangers on the internet before, but in that moment, I understood the appeal entirely.
obviously i did it again right before the next commercial break, immediately after playing Donāt Stop Me Now by Queen David Bowie.
the phone immediately began to ring.
āARE YOU AN IDIOT?ā one of the callers began, āDAVID BOWIE???? THAT WAS QUEEN!ā
āI thought David Bowie was the lead singer of Queen though?ā I replied with as much innocent earnestness as i could conjure.
I could hear an intake of breath as the infuriated boomer on the other end of the line struggled to figure out where to even start.
And thus, the Mad Dad Hour was born.
@eduards-stuff I kept doing the same joke for an hour a week for an entire year, and the dads NEVER caught on. After episode 1 of the new format I started taking the angry dad calls on air, which added another layer of hilarity to the whole concept.
My friends on campus knew that hay I was doing and enjoyed tuning in, but only one actual listener ever figured out what I was doing, and he was literally a random 30 year old guy from the netherlands with access to an early internet connection radio service. He was possibly my only actual fan. I only know about him because he went to the effort of making a skype and paying for international service so he could call in, and while I got a few calls from him, the first remains my favorite:
me: hi there, youāve got TST-
him: *strained, wheezing dutch laughter*
me: hey, is everything o-
him: pfffHAHAHAAH YOU MAKE THEM SO MAD. THEY THINK SO LITTLE OF YOUUUUUUUU BUT THE MEN ARE THE ONES WHO ARE FOOLISH! HA! HA! HA! YOU HAVE DUPED THEM!
me: sir i do not know you and i have never even seen you but i am in romantic love with you.
Not pertinent to anything in particular but I do think it's kinda weird that we keep depicting cavemen in media crawling around on all fours covered in dirt with tangled, matted hair, speaking in broken, cobbled-together toddler language when like.
They were us.
Like literally genetically they were US, just like. A while ago.
Like
Would you trust a TV caveman with a baby? Probably not
A real life caveman though??? I think they'd be at least okay at it
This is actually really important and comes up in Anthropology classes all. The. Time.
As long as homo sapiens have existed, we have had the same emotional and mental capacity as you and I do today. You nailed it. They were US. Even Neaderthals existed alongside and had offspring with Homo Sapiens for many thousands of years.
There's much evidence that cavemen would have had complex spoken language, culture (learned information passed down), symbolic interpretation, and I think they most certainly would have been able to handle holding a baby. In fact I have my suspicisions that an ancient homo sapiens mother may be a more present, attentive, and knowledgable mom than I could be today.
Do not let media trick you into believing we are the pinnacle of humanity. Unilinial evolution theory (google it quick I beg) is BUNK, GARBAGE, and the root of so much evil.
We've been human for a long, long time, and we are not inherently better than all those who came before.
One the most profound experiences of my life was visiting Font de Gaume, which has 12 thousand year old paintings. They use a technique where the horses appeared to run across the wall when seen in flickering firelight. There was a bison the wall staring at us with such attitude, I could practically hear him. I had the most profound feeling of those ancient artists reaching forward to lay their hands on my shoulders. To say, "This was my world." It was a profoundly moving experience.
Some years later, I went to the Orkney islands where we visited a tiny family run museum of artifacts from the chambered tomb at the other end of the farm. They handed me a pestle once held by some neolithci human.They'd worn groves where the thumb and forefinger would be for better grip.
One time, in a French history class, my teacher randomly at the end of the class had all of us draw a sketch of a horse. And we were all like ??? Okay???
At the beginning of the next class, my teacher showed us a cave painting of a horse. And then he showed all of our horses, which he had scanned and put into the presentation.
He then pointed out all the ways that our horses looked similar to the prehistoric horse. Same features, drawn from the same angle, etc.
And then he asked us, "Isn't it cool that you draw horses the same way as someone who lived 20,000 years ago?"
Yeah. That stuck with me for a while.
In Spain, there's a cave full of ancient, ice age era drawings of bison and reindeer and other animals of that period... And one small section of chaotic scribbles just a little away from everything else. These scribblesv were so incomprehensible, they were originally just called the 'Panel of Enigmatic Signs'... Until it occurred to someone that drawings only three feet off the ground probably weren't made by adults.
Scientists are now pretty sure the scribbles were made by kids ages 3-6, more or less on their own. The adult cave artists were probably doing what any modern parent might do when they want to keep small children out of their hair for awhile: they gave the kids some drawing tools of their own and a small section of wall to work on, out of the way but still close enough to keep an eye on them, and let them have at it.
What's most charming about the whole thing is the way the cave scribbles look exactly like what you'd find on the wall of a preschool today. Artistic styles vary widely across different times and cultures, but child development is as near to a universal human experience as it gets.
Wisher made detailed 3D scans of the drawings, which helped her understand the uneven pressure applied to the charcoal and the direction the lines were drawn. The team then compared the panelās composition with age-appropriate artistic efforts by modern children. Kids across cultures go through the same developmental stages, which influence their physical ability to draw, until about the age of 6, Amir notes.
The team compared the ancient art with the developmental stages exhibited by modern children: the furiously scribbled circles and push-pull lines typical of 3-year-olds just learning to control their bodies, for example, or the wobbly, right-angled figures of slightly older kids beginning to master fine motor skills.
Both are apparent in the cave, superimposed on each other as though two or more kids were drawing at once. Thatās a clue the Las Monedas marks were likely made by āsiblings or a mixed-age play group within the sphere of safety around adults, but also within their own space,ā says co-author Felix Riede, an Aarhus archaeologist.
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Adults at Las Monedas would have been aware of what the kids were doing and presumably had lit fires or torches; without ample firelight the cave is pitch black.