Paper Foxes

Fair Play, Sainte Genevieve, Missouri, January 7, 1905

like i dont want the tories but who is there to replace them???

Disclaimer: I’m not exactly Corbyns no.1 fan but for the next six weeks that has to come second to the election.

really comes to something when we’re voting for damage reduction rather than any policies

I’ll try to reblog more helpful resources as the weeks go on. I’ll tag everything “uk politics” 

Although note that you cannot register to vote in Northern Ireland online – if you live in Northern Ireland you can download a registration form here.

KANSAS CITY, MO—Even as her dining companions at Tanner’s Grill remarked on how tasty everything looked, sources said Wednesday that vegetarian Eve McCormick once more began her sad, private routine of scanning the menu for the little green V’s indicating dishes she could eat. “Here we go again,” McCormick said, commencing the depressing ritual in which she skims the columns of appetizers and entrées for the letter signifying that a food item was ethically permissible for her to order. “Nope, no green V’s yet, not even for the vegetable soup, which I’m sure uses a beef broth. Now I’ll flip the menu over in search of a separate vegetarian section—there isn’t one, of course, so I’ll just return to the front and see if I missed some fine print that tells me meat-based dishes may be made vegetarian upon request.” At press time, McCormick’s side order of steamed broccoli and a baked potato had just arrived.

Ever notice how the moon never moves?

GRAND ISLE, LA—Unsure when he would feel such a compulsion again, local man Robert Malbrook told reporters Wednesday that he had no choice but to ride an unexpected urge to clean as far as it will take him. “I could be doing other things, but I have to take advantage of this while I still can,” said Malbrook, wiping down the counters of his kitchen and sweeping up the crumbs around the trash can in an impulsive flurry of activity that he was well aware could vanish as quickly as it came. “I want to mop the floors, scrub the stove top, even clean out the refrigerator. I simply can’t let this feeling pass. I don’t know how far this wave is going to take me, but I’m on board all the way to the very end.” At press time, Malbrook had stopped abruptly while washing his bathtub and moments later was watching TV.

Turnpike Lane, London Praktica + Fujicolor 200

Farmers pick marigolds in Minzu village, Weining County in Guizhou, China on August 2, 2015. (Yang Wenbin/Xinhua)

Please share takes no time or money and could save a life🙏🏾 He went missing in the south west London (Richmond, Putney, Wandsworth, clapham area) Hes 17 years old, police have been informed

Anatomy of Lust. Jean-Luc Harderwijk photographed by Carmen Triana for Pressure Magazine.

I have thought about this tweet every single day since it was posted