i just don’t get it. where are all the women. where are all the women in your fanfictions. are they all out of town? did they all go on vacation together? do they all have a dentist appointment at the same time?
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@paperclipsentimental
i just don’t get it. where are all the women. where are all the women in your fanfictions. are they all out of town? did they all go on vacation together? do they all have a dentist appointment at the same time?

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
“What about chickens?” he says one day, standing out in the field behind the hotel.
It’s like this: the grass is knee-high, and he’s passively wondering about ticks. Chickens eat ticks, don't they?
It’s sunny, and hot in a near-unbearable kind of way—only, he can’t really bring himself to mind the heat, these days.
They’ve been digging in posts for hours, fixing the fencing, a body-busy kind of labour that Cam doesn’t really mind. It’s nice to hang out with Sullivan, neither of them talking much while they get the hard work done.
Anyway, he’s squinting down the length of the field, leaning on the handle of his shovel, and he says “what about chickens?”
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Cam gets a pet chicken. It goes exactly how you might imagine.
Brb gonna go think about the expression on Sullivan's face when he screams specifically "do you belong here?" at Cope
thinking about this expression basically always
Hello!! 🙂 For the ask game, please:
3 ⧽. what's something you like about your writing?
13 ⧽. do you have any writing projects/goals/plans you're working on/want to work on? (adding: please share :)
18 ⧽. how do you want your writing to feel to your readers?
hi!! <3
hmm, interesting questions!
3) what's something you like about your writing?
I think my writing has been growing and developing a lot in the last year or two, and that's really exciting. I've been working really hard on active vs passive voice and I think that's been a positive change :)
13) do you have any writing projects/goals/plans you're working on/want to work on? (adding: please share :)
yes, I have several WIPs at the moment 😅 the one that's closet to completion is a SOTL ficlet I've been affectionately calling 'the chicken fic', in which Cam gets a pet chicken. This was meant to be fluffy and funny, somehow has some quite angsty and hopeful tones. I'm hoping to have this one done in the next day or two!
okay wait, maybe people can help me to lock in and finish one of these:
'and no one likes to drink alone (so come be my friend)' is my bartender-Cam AU. its a 5+1 fic from Sullivan's POV. Instead of hitting that guy in the bar, Sullivan chooses a different type of self destruction and goes home with Cam.
my delulu verse. Sullivan's POV. On a night out in town, somebody puts something in Cam’s drink, leaving Sullivan responsible for a suddenly uninhibited and quite desperate Cam. Established relationship, still-in-the-military, secret relationship. Somewhat dubious, but Cam is very convincing.
'tied down with nowhere to go' is a ficlet from the Static on the Line universe. Howitt’s POV, set sometime between 'i am yours' and 'jittery as a June bug'. In which we tie Cam to the bed and do several nice or maybe mean things to him.
which one sounds fun? (anyone can answer!)
and no one likes to drink alone
my delulu 'verse
tied down with nowhere to go
something else (suggest! I'm easily swayed, to my own detriment.)
18) how do you want your writing to feel to your readers?
ah, great question! When I'm writing, I always want the reader to feel really 'close' to the POV character. I want the 'voice' of the character to be consistent and realistic, for their thoughts and decisions to feel in character. I enjoy creating the character voice as much as / more than I do the plot, haha, so it's really satisfying to feel it 'click'.
Whether it's by including a lot of sensory details or by being careful about what the characters know/don't know/assume/think, I want the reader to feel 'right there' in the characters mind.
Regardless of whether it's angst or fluff or comedy, I want the reader to feel immersed in the world of the character. Which can be very tricky!
Thank you for playing, @woodswallow! <3 :)
developing the hots for ryan gosling because of project hail mary is so fucking embarrassing I swear to god. that is a conventionally attractive man. a noted hollywood heartthrob. he's even blond, are you kidding me? did he win people magazine's sexiest man alive? I don't know. I'm not going to check but it wouldn't surprise me at this point. it's such a mainstream taste. such a clichéd celebrity crush. like oh I fancy ryan gosling and my favourite drink is coca-cola and my favourite snack is ready salted crisps. jesus christ. 'b-b-but i only like him when he's in a science pun tshirt and playing a dorky-awkward loner type!' doesn't matter. he's still ryan 'ken from barbie' gosling. it's so trite. I feel like the weird nerd girl in a teen coming-of-age romcom falling for the super popular jock. don't I know that I have a reputation to uphold here? cringe.
This post is the spiritual successor to that post about David Corenswet:

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No one owes artists anything.
But existence is lonely and sometime you throw hours and hours of effort into a void, on the slim chance it will say something back.
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there’s absolutely something to be said about ‘booktok’ books being largely wattpad quality written erotica i’m certainly not reading them however having seen a guy on tiktok make a video like ‘all the women in your life are READING PORN’ about a book he picked up and read in his FEMALE FRIEND’S HOUSE in a tone of scandalised horror and disgust i actually don’t think men should be making those criticisms. he said he picked it up expecting a romance and was horrified it was GOONER SHIT he said specifically like ‘who are you getting your pussy wet FOR??’ in a tone of revulsion. idk man im not sure shes the weird one. i kind of wish you were dead
"a lot of books that are successful on booktok are not very good" and "people can read what they want and we need to stop being so fucking weird about women enjoying erotica" are both correct statements
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You've never had a real, true, honest-to-goodness, in-the-flesh crush your whole damn life. Is boot camp the best place to pop that cherry? Probably not, okay? But you are gonna wave the white flag, surrender, and enjoy it. - Cameron to Himself, Boots S1E7 Love is a Battlefield
Miles Heizer as Cameron Cope & Jack Cameron Kay as Jones in Boots

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i love making friends in fandom, i love playing with our toys together, i love coming up with increasingly niche aus, i love lifting strangers up, i love motivating people to create, i love watching someone get excited over an idea and immediately running with it, i love yelling in tags together, i love seeing someone gain confidence in their writing/art because people were kind to them <33
i love the phrase "cruel and unusual." not only is what you're doing mean but it's also quite frankly fucking bizarre
✶ . ၄၃ . FIC WRITER ASK GAME !
any [insert __] is for the sender to fill in :)
1 ⧽. if you could sit down and finish any one of your wips without anything stopping you (time, tiredness, etc), which fic would you choose? tell us about it if you want!
2 ⧽. if you could sit down and finish any completely new fic without anything stopping you (time, tiredness, etc), what would you write? tell us about it if you want!
3 ⧽. what's something you like about your writing?
4 ⧽. is there an au or trope that you haven't written before, but would want to try?
5 ⧽. is there a certain kind of fic that feels the most satisfying to finish? any reason why?
6 ⧽. if you were to write a part two/sequel to a fic, what fic would you want to write it for?
7 ⧽. is there a fic you wish you received feedback on, but didn't get any/much? this ask game is asking someone else to then give feedback on said fic, pretty pretty please!!!
8 ⧽. what part of [insert fic] is your favorite?
9 ⧽. tell us about a wip/idea that you're excited about!
10 ⧽. what genre is generally the easiest or most enjoyable for you to write? which is the hardest?
11 ⧽. if you were to rewrite [insert fic] with [insert different character/ship] how do you think it might change?
12 ⧽. what's a song or two you associate with [insert fic]?
13 ⧽. do you have any writing projects/goals/plans you're working on/want to work on?
14 ⧽. is there anything outside of your normal content that you want to write?
15 ⧽. if you wrote a fic called [insert title] with [insert character/ship] what do you think it might be about?
16 ⧽. if you wrote a fic called [insert title] what character/ship would you want to write it for?
17 ⧽. are there any songs you want to write a songfic for?
18 ⧽. how do you want your writing to feel to your readers?
19 ⧽. give a hint/teaser about something you're writing without any context or explanation! tease us haha
20 ⧽. answer any one of the other questions that you want to!
hello! :) I was just wondering how your username came to be - is it a reference to something in particular? <3
Hi Paperclip! :)
It is unfortunately a boring answer; I chose yakbuttersoup from a username generator (originally this username was for a cooking app which is why I chose something with food in it).
I have done some research in the past and apparently there is no such thing as yak butter soup, but there are several yak butter dishes and products like yak butter, yak butter ice cream, yak butter tea, using yak butter in lamps and for tanning hides, etc.
Typically yak butter is used in Central, North, and East Asia cultures, specifically in the Himalayan Plateau (which I have no personal connection to) and I would love to try some yak butter food products some day. The tea specifically sounds tasty!
If anyone has any recipes with yak butter they like, please let me know. I don't know if I could find yak butter where I live but I'm sure I could figure something out.
Thanks for the question! <3
ah wow this was a great and well detailed answer!! I'm happy to know that although the name was randomly generated, it's since been researched XD
yak butter ice cream sounds so rich :)
<3
edit. i am an idiot and just realised that i saved this as a draft instead of reblogging? anyway, thanks for your detailed answer, i hope one day you can find an authentic yak butter soup recipe <3
I think Cameron Cope has been hyper-independent his whole life. That kid was cooking his own meals and packing his own lunch as soon as he could see over the countertop.
He probably called his mother Barb or Barbara instead of Mom, and signed his own permission slips, and never bothered to tell her where he was going. I think he basically lived out of a duffel bag for multiple years of his life because he couldn't be bothered unpacking. He has stuff, like posters and trinkets and knickknacks, but all things that are easily folded and shoved in a bag and chucked in the boot of a car.
His bags are always packed. He's always ready to leave, and he doesn't trust anyone. Obviously this lack of attachment makes him a really good Marine; it probably makes him a pretty bad boyfriend.
I think he's been taking care of himself for so long it doesn't even occur to him that someone else might care to do it until he starts seeing Sullivan, and he comes home one day and Sullivan is there cooking. Or like, washing up, or has purchased groceries.
I think it blows his mind the first time he realises that Sullivan is taking care of him. Sullivan is enjoying having a moderately normal--but obviously still secret--relationship, and Cam is halfway convinced that this is all some kind of elaborate ruse, because people only treat each other like this in movies and this is real life, Liam, you aren't supposed to make me eggs the morning after!
and naturally Sullivan is just like. What are you Talking About.

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"i think", i say, about my own ocs, who i made,
“my headcanon is…” i say about the canon that i made about my own characters
Fanfic Author Asks!
(I love these things so much, I thought I would do my own lol)
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Has anyone ever drawn fanart for one of your fics before?
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