the pope, or as i like to call him, the hokage of the catholic church

easy to forget but book jon snow is great actually. he gets so drunk he cries in his first chapter. he's 16 years old and laser focused on loan negotiation. he keeps getting promoted against his will. he's the chosen fantasy protagonist with the worst genre awareness ever. he implements pro immigration social reforms. he has a giant albino pet wolf. he cuts a guy's head off. he thinks he invented cunnilingus. he's been dead for 15 years.

"They're barely interact!" "They're hate each other!" "They're try to kill each other!" "They're not canon!" As if that'd stop me from making them kiss, and burn the world down for each other😹

i need that rapline HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOOLIGAN injected into my veinsssssssss immediatelyyyyyyyyyy