Bite Me

Two trucks having hoods

When you trade a Machoke for a Kadabra.

So they’ve already put up the Christmas lights at the local shopping center right and one part of the display are these big festive phrases hung between the buildings; y’know standard stuff like “Believe” and “Wish”-- and for whatever reason, “Ding dong”. But the thing is if you stand on one side of the road half of it is blocked from view so it just looks like someone decided to write “DONG” in massive fuck-off glowing letters and hang it in the middle of the high street and tbh it’s the closest thing to a Christmas miracle I’ve ever seen

this just hit 20,000 notes and idfk how but hey it sure is nice to see everybody gettin festive

I just want to be alone with the moon and the ocean