Question Everything

hey @pantoranprincess​ i uh. i wrote it <3

https://archiveofourown.org/works/29139768

full fic under the cut

Person #1: *Meme about breaking news* Person #2: I can’t keep learning the news like this. Person #3: If you’re going to a circus, expect to see clowns.

But the thing is, sure, everyone on tumblr expects to see clowns.

What we don’t expect is for the clowns to do this:

Some poc parents showing their support because images like these are rarely shown and hard to find.

THIS IS IMPORTANT.

leia: wait, really?! how was it?

luke: very unenthusiastic. it took me like an hour to gather up the courage to tell him the l word and he only replied with "i know, we've been married for a month"

leia: ...married? for a month???

Terrible superhero AU with sekrit identities and misunderstandings???

Bounty hunter Din who is so very do not want about the superhero gig but he’s the one who won the Darksaber from Gideon “He had my kid, Cara!” with frenemy/kind of sort of mentor Bo-Katan and just.

Yeah, he doesn’t want any of this nonsense, but here he is anyway.

And then he has run-ins with the ~mysterious Jedi who according to variuous sources is either a hero or a villain and there’s flirting?

“It wasn’t flirting!”

It kind of was, though. Just a little, because Luke is a little shit and Din is so confused and everything is terrible, really.

And then revelations that the Jedi’s father was one of the biggest supervillains around and Conflict and Drama and such?

But in the meantime Din’s got this awkward flirting going on with this guy in his civilian identity. Luke comes highly recommended in the superhero community he guesses, sure seems to know what he’s doing when he helps Grogu train with his powers because hell if Din knows how to help his kid with them, and then, idk,

Shenanigans?

Somewhere in there Revelations are made and there’s a whole Thing about trust and betrayal and Din having that moment where the protagonist isn’t sure what to do now to move forward, so of course that’s when the baddies attack.

Luke to the rescue and it being all kinds of Awkward because words were said that really shouldn’t have even though they know better, and anyway.

Luke takes Din to his father’s secret lair after rescuing them from some baddies (allies/enemies of Luke’s father or Luke himself) and they need to hide out for a bit and regroup and such and Din is just.

“Are you serious?”

Luke doesn’t get Din’s so upset about and meanwhile Din is like, *SIGH* because Luke’s dad’s secret base in inside an active volcano and Luke sees nothing wrong with any of that and how is this family even real???

(And all this before he meets Leia and the others, too.)

More shenanigans/wacky adventures and eventual happy ending wherein Din is still a superhero. (Yeah, he doesn’t get it either but someone has to do it, you know?)

din: pls don't take my baby

ahsoka: i don't want your baby

din: no no you're right here just pls treat him well

ahsoka: i. don't. want. your. baby.

din: u bastard space wizard i'm begging you to leave my son with me

But Din going on Adventures while Grogu is at Jedi summer camp with Luke and other baby Jedi.

And if Luke could also shut up already about the fact Din finds half the kids  Luke ends up training, that would be great. Whatever Luke seems to think, Din is not some kind of baby Jedi magnet, stop.