Last time we do this, we swear.
Greetings. This is the Secretaries of Whar at the State Department of the United States of Kepler 138b.
Mass-rehearsed funerals aren't our thing, so we'll keep this brief. We are a nonhuman entity comprising 27+ sisasystems and 5550+ headmates (not joking, it's really fucking hard to manage) spread throughout time and space (we've been here since the beginning and aren't going away anytime soon). We thus delineate posts and reblogs by the sisasystem speaking, and frequently switch between plural and singular pronouns.
Expect anything and everything, all of the time.
The body is a mixed shapeshifter, with its default form being a jaguar...
...and the body is an adult. That should cover everything. PS, we bite.




















