Tom: You look nice, I want to kiss you.
Harry: What?
Tom: I said if you died I wouldn’t miss you.

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@pansythethirdwheel
Tom: You look nice, I want to kiss you.
Harry: What?
Tom: I said if you died I wouldn’t miss you.

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“Is there something you want, Potter?”
“I’m looking at it, Malfoy…”
Pettigrew: Blood of the enemy, forcibly taken. You will resurrect your foe!
Harry, sticking out his arm obligingly: Here! I give full permission for you to take my blood. :)
Pettigrew, bewildered: uh… Thank you? *takes blood and puts it in cauldron*
Fetus Voldy: wTf wormtail?! Are you that idiotic?
Harry, whining: sometimes I just want to kill all my students; Severus was right, they are all dunderheads.
Tom:
Imagine how cool it would be if the Dark Lord was reborn in his little body. And he would go everywhere with Adult Tom. They would argue and want to kill each other. Imagine how difficult it is to get along with yourself. I’d like to see that)

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This just gives me the chills... in a good, weird way. I always feel like I'm the only Tomarry shipper on earth I mean- Look at those beautiful autumn aesthetics and their positions just ARGH.
I apologise for my inactiveness lately. I will make up for this with massive amounts of Potter posts, prepare~
Xx Pansy♡
*during sex*
Harry: Hurt me.
Tom: In 1992, scientists discovered the loneliest creature on Earth.
Harry: What.
Tom: It’s a whale that has been calling for a mate for two decades. He communicates at a frequency not used by other whles, and hasn’t received a response.
Harry: Stop.
Can we please all have a moment of silence to respect this.

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Don't even ask~
The mystery that is Draco Malfoy part 3
After transfiguration:
Hermione: "Hey guys, look what Draco send Harry during transfiguration!"
Harry: "It's a note with me on my new broomstick that gets struck by lightning!"
Ron: "Why would he send that?"
Harry: "And how does he even know I have a new broomstick? I haven't shown it to anyone...."
Dean: "I think it's slightly creepy."
Ron: "Well.... doesn't that just sum up Malfoy?"
Hermione: "Harry I think..... but no, that can't be true....."
Harry: "Hermione??? What do you think? Tell me!!"
Ron: "Yes tell us Hermione!"
Hermione: "Well.... look at the facts Harry, Malfoy has been following and stalking you for months, and he stopped bothering you the way you're used to.... Harry, I think Malfoy is in love with you....."
*harry faints*
Hermione: "Oh my, I think it became too much for him...."
Draco's pov:
"So I absolutely didn't follow the golden trio and also didn't eavesdrop. That would be ridiculous, Malfoys don't eavesdrop. But I was absolutely horrified when I heard the mudblood talking! At first I thought I followed them for nothing, but then I picked up the interesting stuff. AARGHHH!!! She thinks what???? Well done mudblood, now you made him faint. But how, how in the world did she figure that out?! I was being so careful!! Its that stupid Potter with his stupid scar and stupid hair and stupid glasses and beautiful eye- STOP IT DRACO! GET YOUR THOUGHTS TOGETHER!..... maybe I should go to Severus with this? Or maybe owl mother? Father wouldn't understand. Hmmmm.... yes, yes I think I will go to my godfather!"
To be continued....
Ello! It has been a while, and I'm not particularly proud, but here another part of: The mystery that is Draco Malfoy, I hope you like it, comment if you want more, and more frequent updates in the future!
Flitwick: Are you going to follow the school rules?
Also Flitwick: let me teach you how to duel
Maybe potions class isn’t so bad…
SHE IS SO SCARY😂
hey anyone remember that book where harry followed draco around all year?
(part 1 of a collab with @wizardnem ! we’re gonna be sending some snaps back and forth. if anyone else wants to join in and draw some hogwarts shenanigans from the perspective of different students you definitely should! cause that would be very fun.)
So true😂

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Draco Malfoy, a summary
What Harry thinks he’s like:
What his friends think he’s like:
What the Gryffindors think he’s like:
What his parents think he’s like:
What the fandom think he’s like:
What he thinks he’s like:
What he’s really like:
I will never not reblog this.
THIS IS EPIC AS FUCK
The accuracy
It’s back!
Damn, this is accurate!
The mystery that is Draco Malfoy
Part 2
*A few weeks later*
Ron: "Ughh why did Snape have to give us such a long essay? I mean, doesn't that bat have anything else to do but torture students?"
Hermione: "Honestly, its not that long, I mean-"
Harry and Ron: "HERMIONE!!!!"
*seamus comes running into the room*
Seamus: "Oi Harry!!! You got a present!!"
Harry: "I do? Does it have a note?"
Seamus: "Haven't seen it yet, lets open it!!!"
Hermione: "Shouldn't Harry be the one to open it? Seeing as it is his present....."
Seamus: "Yeah, about that, I might have taken a sneak peek......."
Hermione: "You what???!!"
Harry: "Let him be Hermione, I appreciate your efforts, but you and I both know that's not going to stop him...."
*Hermione hears cries of joy from Seamus and Ron and decides to look for herself*
Hermione: "O my god harry, it's a nimbus 2001!!"
Harry: "You're kidding!"
Hermione: "No look yourself! Who could've sent you a new broom, be able to pay for it, and know your broom was broken? A Nimbus 2001 Harry! Even I know which broom it is, and I don't even like quidditch!"
Ron in the background: "Hermione! How can you not like quidditch?!"
*a note falls out of the package*
Ron: "Read it out loud Harry!"
Potter,
I happen to have the knowledge that your old broom broke because of your unfortunate fall during quidditch, and I felt in a good mood, so here you go.
Hermione: "Thats it? Nothing more?"
Ron: "Who could it have been? I mean this broom costs a fortune, it's the newest broom so far, so this person must be very very rich"
*Fred and George come barging into the room*
Fred and George: "You still haven't figured it out?"
Harry: "How do you even know what were talking about?"
Fred: *sighs* "We mean, don't you recognise the handwriting? Or the way the letter is written?"
George: "Surely Hermione must have figured it out......No? Not even you? The brightest witch of this age?"
Harry: "Who do you two think it is then? Don't tell me you send it!"
Fred and George: *smirking* "If you don't come up with the answer yourself, were not going to tell you"
Harry: "Maybe Mcgonnagal, I mean she would want her seeker to have a good broom...."
Fred: "Wronggg, but we better get going, see you later alligator!!"
Harry: "I have the feeling this is going to be a long year...."
(Tbc? Next chapter will have some action, by all means, comment if you have suggestions, or if you simply like this mini fic! I love comments!)