Shitposting

So my English/Drama teacher is a very flamboyant male (think a bit toned down version of Mr. Birkway from Walk Two Moons). He’s fairly young and some of his favorite bands include Nine Inch Nails and other such bands. So he will sometimes get what we are joking about, right? 

Kind of.

I’ve noticed in class that he will frequently do that old person thing where they put “the” before titles that don’t have “the” in them. You’d expect it to be like “The Fortnite” or “The TikTok”, but those are the only things he DOESN’T do that thing with. Instead, it is much worse. Instead, he says “The Google Slides” and “The Google Classroom”. 

It’s... amazing. I don’t know how someone can be hip and old at the same time. I’ve decided that, although I am not clear on his sexuality, that he is what I like to call an 

✨Old Soul Gay✨

Not only is he a huge reader who is VERY passionate about theater, but he also like throws his hands in the air when he talks and frequently spins around on one set of toes. 

Her: What’s up 

Him: Not my self esteem 

My bf and I are watching Heartstopper and