INFJ: Im alright… I just feel melancholy

ENTJ: *frowning* Why? Is it because I took so long with work?

INFJ: Oh what- No no its no ones fault, I just feel melancholy, I don’t think theres a particular reason.

ENTJ: *cuddling INFJ* Hmm… You’re going to see ISTJ soon, that should be fun.

INFJ: Yeah… It will be… Im not really thinking about that though.

ENTJ: You wont feel sad forever…?

INFJ: No… I wont, all feelings pass eventually, theres no stopping seasons from changing after-all. But while they’re here, they’re here all the same.

ENTJ: *thinking quietly* Melancholy is a beautiful word, don’t you think? Its a form of sadness that requires you to have been happy previously.

INFJ: Hm yeah?

ENTJ: You have to keep me from becoming a capitalistic monster.

INFJ: Thats a given, I do that already. Why do you think I ask you about your goals so much?

ENTJ: Oh… Wait really??

INFJ: Yeah why else?

ENTJ: Oh… I thought it was just because you liked me.

INFJ: Well those come as a package. I keep you in line because I like you~

ENTJ: …wait a minute…

INFJ: Hmm~

ENTJ: I don’t know about keeping me in line, aren’t I suppose to be the one who calls the shots?

INFJ: Ill believe it when I see it~

ENTJ: *grinning* You-… Ill get you back for that~

INFJ: Um… *holds ENTJs hands* I was thinking maybe depending on how you were feeling we could cuddle…

ENTJ: Lets do it.

INFJ: Only if you want, theres no pressure. *starts petting ENTJs hair*

ENTJ: You’re touching an awful lot, you’re nervous aren’t you~

INFJ: *pats down ENTJs hair aggressively* Maybe…

ENTP: Whats happening?? Why why??? Is it your ENTJ????

INFJ: Nothing dramatic, just getting wrecked at playing chess…

ENTP: Against ENTJ?

INFJ: *sigh* Yes…

ENTP: You want help? We could whip them

INFJ: Urggg… Ok maybe just some advice…

ENTP: *studying*

INFJ: They are really good right?

ENTP: Hmm yeah they really trapped you, thats actually really clever…

INFJ: This is probably our 10th game…

ENTP: Have you won??

INFJ: Iv been getting my ass whipped.

ENTP: Ahahahaha

INFJ: …Alright let me just lose…

ENTP: No!

*an hour later*

INFJ: So?

ENTP: Sorry you’re screwed hahahaha

INFJ: …Is this your impression of me?

ENTJ: How did you reach that conclusion?

INFJ: *sigh*

INFJ: Im happy with whatever ENFJ and INTJ want to do.

ENTP: Hmm I was thinking

INFJ: …

ENTP: We could go to that garden in town *INFJs favourite place*

INFJ: *gasps* Really??

ISTJ: Ahahaha that got INFJs attention

ENTP: Ahahahaha

INFJ: *embarrassed* I haven’t been in years…

ENTP: ENFJ and INTJ love that place too

INFJ: *nods* Yeah the irony that we cant picture it.

ENTP: Yeah.

INFJ: All I can do is visualize whats going to happen. I don’t really want it… its just anxiety.

ENTP: You gotta start using that for good.

INFJ: *rolls eyes* When you start using your big brain for good.

ENTP: Aw you think I have a big brain??

INFJ: *glares*

INFP: Do you wanna go hang out in my room?

INFJ: *whispering* Yeah that sounds good actually

ENTP: *runs into INFJ drunk and in their underwear* Oh my god Im so sorry!

INFJ: Oh no you’re good! Are you ok? *gently holds arm*

ENTP: Wow you are so pretty *holds INFJs arm*

INFJ: Uhhahaha thanks?

INFP: *exasperated* Oh my god…

ENTP: You’re so nice :,) I just got back from clubbing

INFJ: *pats ENTP* Ahaha you must have had a good time

ENTP: *hiccups* Yeah, Im so sorry

INTP: *yelling from their room* ENTP leave the people alone!!

INFJ: *starts trying to slink away to INFP* Its all good, no worries!

ENTP: I love you.

INFJ: Uhhh

INFP: INFJ just leave them!

INFJ: Sorry bye!

INFP: *closes room door behind INFJ* Im so sorry ENTP is kinda wild

INFJ: Ahaha I thought it was nice, its all good! If anything I enjoyed it. I feel like I should tell them I love them too though they were so sweet

INFP: You really don’t have to, they are just like that.

INFJ: Ill just slid them a note under their door

INFJ: You can sit on my lap ISTP!

ISTP: *furrows brow* Im too heavy for you.

INFJ: Im stronger than I look plus Iv had much larger and heavier people sit on my lap.

ISTP: *spots a chair and drags it over* No I don’t want to hurt you

INFJ: Should we compare strength?

ISTP: Arm wrestle. *pats table*

INFJ: *grinning* Sounds good!

ISTP: Three, Two, One.

INFJ: *clearly struggling* come on come on

ISTP: *smiling starts to win*

INFJ: Ahhh no! *gets equal again*

ISTP: *focuses*

INFJ: UrG *loses* Damn that must be the most Iv tried in a while, my arm is going to be sore

ISTP: You are stronger than I thought *squeezes INFJs bicep*

INFJ: I told you so! I could carry you too

ISTJ: I don’t have enough milk for my cereal…

INFJ: Dont tell me you are going to use water again…

ISTJ: … *crunch*

INFJ: Are you just eating it plain??

ISTJ: …I used water, but I mean its honestly not that bad

INFJ: You mad man! I guess thats good but just the concept of it is so gross

xNTP: Yeah no worries!

INFJ: God I was so worried ahaha

xNTP: What are you hiding in there??

INFJ: Huh? O-oh ah its mostly just notes but I draw personal stuff too i guess, Im not really hiding it though

xNTP: …Can I see?

INFJ: Uhhh *tries to think of something less revealing to show* yeah sure

xNTP: Hmm I like this drawing *points*

INFJ: Ahaha thank you! *just keep smiling INFJ* its just a bunch of sketches nothing interesting!

xNTP: *smiling like a cat who got the cream* Uh huuh

INFJ: *prioritizing emotional wellbeing* Its not that dangerous, if anything, it helps me.

ESTP: That doesn’t change that it’s dangerous. So why are you making it so loud? Its bad for your ears.

INFJ: It helps me!! *getting angry*

ESTP: Its harmful to you!! *getting angry*

INFJ: *emotional overflow* Why dont you trust me?!? Im not an idiot!! I do it because it helps me!

ESTP: HOW!?

INFJ: ITS A RELEASE! IT HELPS ME STAY SANE!

ESTP: Ohh I see, gotcha ok well you need to turn it down afterwards at least.

INFP: Wha-Why?

INFJ: I sense an inquisition.

—later

INTJ: Do you even know INFPs parents names?? Huh? Do you really know them?