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go ahead talk about my current hyperfixation i won't be weird i promise

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Ned: Are you ever laying there peacefully—

Peter: No.

Ned:…I didn’t even finish—

Peter: No.

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...Ignoring the husband part, obviously...

Peter Parker, was this you!?

Did you name and then loose Tony Stark's Roomba!?

And is that your AI's phone number you just listed!?

I need a fic about this

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I lose followers every time I say “trans women are women”

so I’m gonna keep saying it until I weed out all ya

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immediately lost two followers

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I’d rather see my follower count drop than have anyone following who can’t handle the notion that TRANS WOMEN ARE WOMEN.

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You can also leave if you can’t handle that trans men are Men.

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// I had a really stupid talk with someone from my uni recently and they didn’t believe me that trans men are men as well so I whoever thinks this isn’t true can leave

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YO WHAT THE FUCK I REBLOGGED THIS A LITTLE WHILE AGO AND LOST 3 FOLLOWERS WHAT THE HELL I’M FREAKING OUT THAT’S SO SHITTY

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Trans women are women.

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TRANS WOMEN ARE WOMEN

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TRANS WOMEN ARE WOMEN

Tony: Hey kid you should really read those novels, they’re classics.

Peter: No thanks Mr. Stark, they just seem really long and boring.

Tony: What’s that you’re reading there?

Peter, mumbling: ...a 500K slow burn Star Wars fanfic...

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Harley: Be the first to fuck up something that nobody has ever fucked up.

Peter: I accidentally got a ferry to split in two pieces, nearly killing people in the process.

Harley: You’re on the right track :)

Tony: Harley shut the fuck—

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Peter: Heca jehbe kahvrven idhwvbe hebenakd.

Tony: Um...what?

Peter: Ah sorry I thought autocorrect would work.

Tony: Peter this is a verbal conversation—

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Tony: Hey kid, you writing an essay or something?

Peter, typing out his Star Wars DR script: ...yes

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Peter: If you haven’t seen two cats riding an elliptical together while looking like loafs of bread, are you really considered alive?

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Peter: I don’t care what anybody says, I stand by what I think: nachos are real.

Tony: Who-who opposed???

Harley: I’m just saying...they’re a bit sus...

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Peter: Pain. Agony even. Suffering perhaps. Torment maybe.

Tony: I just asked you what you wanted for dinner...jesus fucking christ—

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Peter, humming: When you’ve wimbled all your wombles, and you’ve jingled all your jongles, listen to the flimble flomble of my fûckįñg tâñgęrïńē...

Tony:

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Peter: People have asked me if I am a glass half full person or a glass half empty person

Peter: And I have come to this conclusion.

Peter: *abrubtly smashes glass on the ground*

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Peter: You know, you could consider me like a barbie scooter.

Tony: Elaborate?

Peter: Fabulous and unstable 😀

Tony: I’m firing your therapist—

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Tony: Ned, what was the first thing you did after the shooting?

Ned: I called my parents and told them that I was okay.

Tony: And what was the first thing Peter did?

Ned: He ate a banana.

Peter: Technically, you can’t prove that I can die until I do die.

Peter: And after today’s Spanish test, I might just test that theory.

Tony, using Peter’s own webshooters to web him to his bed: NO—

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