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@pangenderfleetway
"I'M JUST HERE TO PUSH UR TEMPER! PUT ME IN MY GRAVE!"
CHARACTER INSPO, CHARACTER TRIVIA
WHWHWHWHWHWELCOME TO OUR HUMBLE A-BLOG TENDER-WEAK MEATSACS!!!
uuhh. yeah... hhi. we have a blog now.
YOU UNNnnh-EEEENLIGHTENED SOULS CAN CALL ME MEGALOMANIA-!
-call them mayday. you can call me spliit... or s'mthing...
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hh- Hey-! Hey-o! Greenie...!
*[after reactor drags himself and his departed husband away from the blansion, a familiar voice calls out to him.]* *[it sounds of the manic glowing hedgehog that he encountered, but distinctly... calmer. cooler. even tired.]* *[you think it's a trick of the mind... until the owner of the voice runs up to meet you.]*
*[split.]*
you... hhah- y'alright, greenie?
@pangenderfleetway
[RAISING HIS HEAD FROM HIS DEARLY BELOVED'S BODY, HIS PUPILS SHRINK ALMOST INSTANTLY— LIKE A WILD ANIMAL HOMING IN ON A KILL.]
[HIS QUILLS STAND UP ON END, BACK ARCHING LIKE A CAT AS A LOUD, RATTLING HISS— GEIGER COUNTER AGAIN— ERUPTS FROM BEHIND GRITTED TEETH.]
...Get out.
Whoa-! hhey- ch-chilllchchchchchCHCHCHCHCHCHCH...
*[split reacts the same, quills raising as a threatening chittering noise rattles from his mouth. but instead of arching or rearing towards him, hes holds his head as if enduring a headache. the reaction seems involuntary.]*
chchhchchch- nno- no, nnot t-the ttime... that's our friend-
wwhat-
what happened tto you...? y'look terrible...
I SAID GET OUT.
[HE LOOKS MORE HOSTILE EVERY MINUTE THAT SPLIT ISN'T LEAVING. HIS CLAWS HAVE UNSHEATHED NOW, HAVING MOVED HIS ANGEL'S BODY BEHIND HIM TO PROTECT IT FROM A THREAT THAT ISN'T THERE...]
NOW.
BEFORE YOU GET HURT.
[REACTOR'S EYES HAVE STARTED GLOWING. THAT CAN'T BE A GOOD SIGN.]
*[split raises his hands up and backs away- as if trying to soothe a feral animal. he softens his voice, speaking in a feathery talk-whisper he twitches as he walks and talks, but he doesn't make any sudden movements.]*
eeeasy, greenie g-guy... i-i only want to help... relax... please...
*[the scent of death hangs heavily in the air. the both of them are on edge.]*
[HIS QUILLS ARE STILL BRISTLED, BUT THEY LOWER A BIT UPON SPLIT BACKING UP.]
[HE'S STILL INCREDIBLY TENSE, GUARDING THE CORPSE LIKE IT'S THE ONE THING IN THE WORLD THAT MATTERS— TO BE FAIR, IT IS, TO HIM.]
[HE NARROWS HIS EYES AT SPLIT, BROWS FURROWED, TAIL FLICKING DANGEROUSLY. THE HAZARD DOESN'T SAY ANYTHING ELSE, JUST LOWLY GROWLS.]
[I DON'T THINK YOU'LL BE ABLE TO GET THROUGH TO HIM RIGHT NOW.]
*[not if this blue guy has anything to say about it. calling out to him, spilt tries to get through to reactor.]*
listen- i kknow yer hurtin'- i can see i-it clear on y'face, but i'm only hhere t'help- we bboth are. pushin' people away's t'last thing you need- you'll oonly get worse'f nno one's around t'help...!
*[still trying to be the hero, eh split?]*
we're nnot here t'make the situation wworse. we're hhere t'help- but we c-can't if you don't calm ddown. pplease...
[SOMETHING CHANGES IN HIS FACE.]
[A FLICKER OF WEAKNESS. PAIN. SADNESS, MAYBE.]
[BUT HE EVENTUALLY LETS UP, SIMPLY... COLLAPSING INTO A BALL NEXT TO THE BODY.]
[HIS SPINES JUT OUT— A HAZARDOUS BALL—HE DOESN'T WANT TO BE TOUCHED.]
[AND STARTS SHAKING.]
[...IS HE CRYING?]
oh... oh man, greenie...
*[with soft, uneven steps, split hobbles towards reactor's side, and pops a squat next to him.]*
*[he doesn't move to touch the hazard. he only sits there, just trying to be a grounding presence there for him.]*
*[lord knows he needs it.]*
hh- Hey-! Hey-o! Greenie...!
*[after reactor drags himself and his departed husband away from the blansion, a familiar voice calls out to him.]* *[it sounds of the manic glowing hedgehog that he encountered, but distinctly... calmer. cooler. even tired.]* *[you think it's a trick of the mind... until the owner of the voice runs up to meet you.]*
*[split.]*
you... hhah- y'alright, greenie?
@pangenderfleetway
[RAISING HIS HEAD FROM HIS DEARLY BELOVED'S BODY, HIS PUPILS SHRINK ALMOST INSTANTLY— LIKE A WILD ANIMAL HOMING IN ON A KILL.]
[HIS QUILLS STAND UP ON END, BACK ARCHING LIKE A CAT AS A LOUD, RATTLING HISS— GEIGER COUNTER AGAIN— ERUPTS FROM BEHIND GRITTED TEETH.]
...Get out.
Whoa-! hhey- ch-chilllchchchchchCHCHCHCHCHCHCH...
*[split reacts the same, quills raising as a threatening chittering noise rattles from his mouth. but instead of arching or rearing towards him, hes holds his head as if enduring a headache. the reaction seems involuntary.]*
chchhchchch- nno- no, nnot t-the ttime... that's our friend-
wwhat-
what happened tto you...? y'look terrible...
I SAID GET OUT.
[HE LOOKS MORE HOSTILE EVERY MINUTE THAT SPLIT ISN'T LEAVING. HIS CLAWS HAVE UNSHEATHED NOW, HAVING MOVED HIS ANGEL'S BODY BEHIND HIM TO PROTECT IT FROM A THREAT THAT ISN'T THERE...]
NOW.
BEFORE YOU GET HURT.
[REACTOR'S EYES HAVE STARTED GLOWING. THAT CAN'T BE A GOOD SIGN.]
*[split raises his hands up and backs away- as if trying to soothe a feral animal. he softens his voice, speaking in a feathery talk-whisper he twitches as he walks and talks, but he doesn't make any sudden movements.]*
eeeasy, greenie g-guy... i-i only want to help... relax... please...
*[the scent of death hangs heavily in the air. the both of them are on edge.]*
[HIS QUILLS ARE STILL BRISTLED, BUT THEY LOWER A BIT UPON SPLIT BACKING UP.]
[HE'S STILL INCREDIBLY TENSE, GUARDING THE CORPSE LIKE IT'S THE ONE THING IN THE WORLD THAT MATTERS— TO BE FAIR, IT IS, TO HIM.]
[HE NARROWS HIS EYES AT SPLIT, BROWS FURROWED, TAIL FLICKING DANGEROUSLY. THE HAZARD DOESN'T SAY ANYTHING ELSE, JUST LOWLY GROWLS.]
[I DON'T THINK YOU'LL BE ABLE TO GET THROUGH TO HIM RIGHT NOW.]
*[not if this blue guy has anything to say about it. calling out to him, spilt tries to get through to reactor.]*
listen- i kknow yer hurtin'- i can see i-it clear on y'face, but i'm only hhere t'help- we bboth are. pushin' people away's t'last thing you need- you'll oonly get worse'f nno one's around t'help...!
*[still trying to be the hero, eh split?]*
we're nnot here t'make the situation wworse. we're hhere t'help- but we c-can't if you don't calm ddown. pplease...
hh- Hey-! Hey-o! Greenie...!
*[after reactor drags himself and his departed husband away from the blansion, a familiar voice calls out to him.]* *[it sounds of the manic glowing hedgehog that he encountered, but distinctly... calmer. cooler. even tired.]* *[you think it's a trick of the mind... until the owner of the voice runs up to meet you.]*
*[split.]*
you... hhah- y'alright, greenie?
@pangenderfleetway
[RAISING HIS HEAD FROM HIS DEARLY BELOVED'S BODY, HIS PUPILS SHRINK ALMOST INSTANTLY— LIKE A WILD ANIMAL HOMING IN ON A KILL.]
[HIS QUILLS STAND UP ON END, BACK ARCHING LIKE A CAT AS A LOUD, RATTLING HISS— GEIGER COUNTER AGAIN— ERUPTS FROM BEHIND GRITTED TEETH.]
...Get out.
Whoa-! hhey- ch-chilllchchchchchCHCHCHCHCHCHCH...
*[split reacts the same, quills raising as a threatening chittering noise rattles from his mouth. but instead of arching or rearing towards him, hes holds his head as if enduring a headache. the reaction seems involuntary.]*
chchhchchch- nno- no, nnot t-the ttime... that's our friend-
wwhat-
what happened tto you...? y'look terrible...
I SAID GET OUT.
[HE LOOKS MORE HOSTILE EVERY MINUTE THAT SPLIT ISN'T LEAVING. HIS CLAWS HAVE UNSHEATHED NOW, HAVING MOVED HIS ANGEL'S BODY BEHIND HIM TO PROTECT IT FROM A THREAT THAT ISN'T THERE...]
NOW.
BEFORE YOU GET HURT.
[REACTOR'S EYES HAVE STARTED GLOWING. THAT CAN'T BE A GOOD SIGN.]
*[split raises his hands up and backs away- as if trying to soothe a feral animal. he softens his voice, speaking in a feathery talk-whisper he twitches as he walks and talks, but he doesn't make any sudden movements.]*
eeeasy, greenie g-guy... i-i only want to help... relax... please...
*[the scent of death hangs heavily in the air. the both of them are on edge.]*
hh- Hey-! Hey-o! Greenie...!
*[after reactor drags himself and his departed husband away from the blansion, a familiar voice calls out to him.]* *[it sounds of the manic glowing hedgehog that he encountered, but distinctly... calmer. cooler. even tired.]* *[you think it's a trick of the mind... until the owner of the voice runs up to meet you.]*
*[split.]*
you... hhah- y'alright, greenie?
@pangenderfleetway
[RAISING HIS HEAD FROM HIS DEARLY BELOVED'S BODY, HIS PUPILS SHRINK ALMOST INSTANTLY— LIKE A WILD ANIMAL HOMING IN ON A KILL.]
[HIS QUILLS STAND UP ON END, BACK ARCHING LIKE A CAT AS A LOUD, RATTLING HISS— GEIGER COUNTER AGAIN— ERUPTS FROM BEHIND GRITTED TEETH.]
...Get out.
Whoa-! hhey- ch-chilllchchchchchCHCHCHCHCHCHCH...
*[split reacts the same, quills raising as a threatening chittering noise rattles from his mouth. but instead of arching or rearing towards him, hes holds his head as if enduring a headache. the reaction seems involuntary.]*
chchhchchch- nno- no, nnot t-the ttime... that's our friend-
wwhat-
what happened tto you...? y'look terrible...
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huuh? h'llo, big guy...
@pangenderfleetway
ouuuuwwhh..? hhhhhhiii...!
[Sniff. Sniff...sniffsniffsniffsniff. Carnis has a very sensitive nose, and practically gets up in Split's face to sniff him, like a particularly curious dog.]
yyooouuh... sssmm-mmelll niiiiicee...
[It... May end up knocking Split over— not on purpose. It tends to forget how big it is, and others suffer this by getting smothered in fur while being sniffed or fauned over.]
wuh- whoa-! you're mighty 'ffectionate there, bbelts.
*[split's doesn't move to push it off, however. their achy arms instead wrap gingerly around the back of carnis's head, pulling it slightly closer.]*
*[they smell of electricity, sweat, and lemongrass.]*
y't-tend to get like this with ev'ryone you meet? heheh...
*[he decides to sniff the brute back, gently snuffing at it's fur.]*
bbbell-llltss... heeehehehehehhhehhe...
[Carnis giggles, almost playfully. Sniffing Split's neck, it's tail starts wagging like a helicopter. It smells like forest, grass, a vague hint of meat or blood— and petrichor.]
[Carnis has always been fond of physical contact.]
hhhuhhh...?! s-ssoohh...hhrryy...!
[Suddenly registering it's size, it pulls back and off of Split. It does sniff him once more, before licking his forehead in apology and whimpering. The sound is almost reminiscent of a sad puppy... that was gigantic and mutated.]
oo-oonnlyyy suh-soommetimmesss...
*[the sudden movement and the subsequent apologetic lick caused split to act rather... strangely, for a moment. her shoulder jerked up and their ear began to twitch, while she chuckled in a voice that wasn't entirely her own.]*
EHehehe- heh- wwhy so sad, man? y'didn't do nothin' wrong...
*[someone snickered in the back of his head. "calm yerself, maymay..."]*
ffoorrrhhhh-gott... hoowww bb-bbbuhiiigg ii am...
hhuuhhh-urrrtsss pp-ppeeeooouupllee... soouuhmmtiii-iimes.
[Carnis cocks it's head at the change of voice, a curious, quiet little 'wouff?' escaping it.]
hhhur-rrt yyy...yuoouu?? hiiitt hhheaa-aad..??
[It whimpers again, ears drooping as it licks their forehead again in *more* apologies.]
mmh... i ssee- aah-!
*[as more of the licks come, the laughter returns; stronger and even more erratic this time around.]*
Eehheheh- nno you didn't hurt meeEHeheh- ohh c'mon may- EhehehEHE-!
*[the twitching comes back as well, split's fingers and tail and the corners of his mouth jerking strangely. his quills and whiskers peculiarly start to flare and glow a dim gold, slightly shocking carnis on accident.]*
huuh? h'llo, big guy...
@pangenderfleetway
ouuuuwwhh..? hhhhhhiii...!
[Sniff. Sniff...sniffsniffsniffsniff. Carnis has a very sensitive nose, and practically gets up in Split's face to sniff him, like a particularly curious dog.]
yyooouuh... sssmm-mmelll niiiiicee...
[It... May end up knocking Split over— not on purpose. It tends to forget how big it is, and others suffer this by getting smothered in fur while being sniffed or fauned over.]
wuh- whoa-! you're mighty 'ffectionate there, bbelts.
*[split's doesn't move to push it off, however. their achy arms instead wrap gingerly around the back of carnis's head, pulling it slightly closer.]*
*[they smell of electricity, sweat, and lemongrass.]*
y't-tend to get like this with ev'ryone you meet? heheh...
*[he decides to sniff the brute back, gently snuffing at it's fur.]*
bbbell-llltss... heeehehehehehhhehhe...
[Carnis giggles, almost playfully. Sniffing Split's neck, it's tail starts wagging like a helicopter. It smells like forest, grass, a vague hint of meat or blood— and petrichor.]
[Carnis has always been fond of physical contact.]
hhhuhhh...?! s-ssoohh...hhrryy...!
[Suddenly registering it's size, it pulls back and off of Split. It does sniff him once more, before licking his forehead in apology and whimpering. The sound is almost reminiscent of a sad puppy... that was gigantic and mutated.]
oo-oonnlyyy suh-soommetimmesss...
*[the sudden movement and the subsequent apologetic lick caused split to act rather... strangely, for a moment. her shoulder jerked up and their ear began to twitch, while she chuckled in a voice that wasn't entirely her own.]*
EHehehe- heh- wwhy so sad, man? y'didn't do nothin' wrong...
*[someone snickered in the back of his head. "calm yerself, maymay..."]*
huuh? h'llo, big guy...
@pangenderfleetway
ouuuuwwhh..? hhhhhhiii...!
[Sniff. Sniff...sniffsniffsniffsniff. Carnis has a very sensitive nose, and practically gets up in Split's face to sniff him, like a particularly curious dog.]
yyooouuh... sssmm-mmelll niiiiicee...
[It... May end up knocking Split over— not on purpose. It tends to forget how big it is, and others suffer this by getting smothered in fur while being sniffed or fauned over.]
wuh- whoa-! you're mighty 'ffectionate there, bbelts.
*[split's doesn't move to push it off, however. their achy arms instead wrap gingerly around the back of carnis's head, pulling it slightly closer.]*
*[they smell of electricity, sweat, and lemongrass.]*
y't-tend to get like this with ev'ryone you meet? heheh...
*[he decides to sniff the brute back, gently snuffing at it's fur.]*
iimmet this oonee robbot ladyyyy... shhee calleddd us a "ffreeak" anddd puncheeddd meeeeee.... SssshhhHHEEE'SS AMAAAAZINGGGG....
oh yeaaah. f'got for a bit. you guys dunno wwhat we look like, huh?
YISYISYISYIS!!! LOOKIT!! LLUHOOKIT US!!!
AAH- ARREN'T I SSOOOO PRETTYPRETTYPRETTYPRETTYPprrettyprettyprettyyyy...
yer plenty prretty, may-may. i look... ffine.
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*[what's that? a bird? a plane? nope! it's mayday, barreling towards no one in particular, smashing head first directly into a wall.]*
*[...i think they need a doctor. looks like they've fainted.]*
@pangenderfleetway
[There’s a cacophony of shouting and panicked yelps as the blailslings hurry out the way of Mayday’s crash course.] [After a few seconds, a boy wearing some sort of weird butterfly mask walks over, crouches near, inspects their breathing, and looks behind. After making sure everything is in the clear, they give Mayday a light tap with the back of his hand.]
*[they twitch, but they don't seem to reawaken. their upright quills go slack, turning from golden to greenish-white, blue at the roots.]*
Uuuhghhhhh...
*[they're not completely down for the count, but it's probably best that they get to a separate room.]*
[Nervs manages to pick the hedgehog up without too much struggle. He mumbles directions to himself as he walked through the maze of a mansion and eventually drops them onto a bed in a hospital room (because we have one for some reason). The twins had followed, but they’re chilling in their own corner as Nervs hurries around looking for items to help split/mayday.]
...hmn... ...ngh... ...nh... hhuh?
*[with blurry eyes and a pounding headache, split awoke to a dimly lit room, a thin blanket covering his body. for the umpteenth time, the electric presence inside his mindscape had pushed this body far beyond it's limits, and now they were reaping the cost. he could even hear it mewling drowsily; incapacitated.]*
wwhat... wh'the hell... wwhere am i...?
Oh! You’re awake. Don’t try anything sudden. Want some water?
[Nervs held out a cup of water, his foot tapping anxiously against the floor.]
You’re in Galama’s mansion for a masquerade. You crashed into a wall so I brought you here.
hmm... masquerade... llike a party's what you're sayin'?
*[split tentatively takes the water in his shaky grasp, and sips from it delicately.]*
th'nk you kindly, lil' guy.
Ah, nothing to thank me of- I haven’t gotten you back to full health, have I?
[He looks through cabinets, taking out a few packets of paracetamol and ibuprofen.]
So what’s your name? I’m Nervs.
mmh, 'm split.
*[what's that? a bird? a plane? nope! it's mayday, barreling towards no one in particular, smashing head first directly into a wall.]*
*[...i think they need a doctor. looks like they've fainted.]*
@pangenderfleetway
[There’s a cacophony of shouting and panicked yelps as the blailslings hurry out the way of Mayday’s crash course.] [After a few seconds, a boy wearing some sort of weird butterfly mask walks over, crouches near, inspects their breathing, and looks behind. After making sure everything is in the clear, they give Mayday a light tap with the back of his hand.]
*[they twitch, but they don't seem to reawaken. their upright quills go slack, turning from golden to greenish-white, blue at the roots.]*
Uuuhghhhhh...
*[they're not completely down for the count, but it's probably best that they get to a separate room.]*
[Nervs manages to pick the hedgehog up without too much struggle. He mumbles directions to himself as he walked through the maze of a mansion and eventually drops them onto a bed in a hospital room (because we have one for some reason). The twins had followed, but they’re chilling in their own corner as Nervs hurries around looking for items to help split/mayday.]
...hmn... ...ngh... ...nh... hhuh?
*[with blurry eyes and a pounding headache, split awoke to a dimly lit room, a thin blanket covering his body. for the umpteenth time, the electric presence inside his mindscape had pushed this body far beyond it's limits, and now they were reaping the cost. he could even hear it mewling drowsily; incapacitated.]*
wwhat... wh'the hell... wwhere am i...?
Oh! You’re awake. Don’t try anything sudden. Want some water?
[Nervs held out a cup of water, his foot tapping anxiously against the floor.]
You’re in Galama’s mansion for a masquerade. You crashed into a wall so I brought you here.
hmm... masquerade... llike a party's what you're sayin'?
*[split tentatively takes the water in his shaky grasp, and sips from it delicately.]*
th'nk you kindly, lil' guy.
*[what's that? a bird? a plane? nope! it's mayday, barreling towards no one in particular, smashing head first directly into a wall.]*
*[...i think they need a doctor. looks like they've fainted.]*
@pangenderfleetway
[There’s a cacophony of shouting and panicked yelps as the blailslings hurry out the way of Mayday’s crash course.] [After a few seconds, a boy wearing some sort of weird butterfly mask walks over, crouches near, inspects their breathing, and looks behind. After making sure everything is in the clear, they give Mayday a light tap with the back of his hand.]
*[they twitch, but they don't seem to reawaken. their upright quills go slack, turning from golden to greenish-white, blue at the roots.]*
Uuuhghhhhh...
*[they're not completely down for the count, but it's probably best that they get to a separate room.]*
[Nervs manages to pick the hedgehog up without too much struggle. He mumbles directions to himself as he walked through the maze of a mansion and eventually drops them onto a bed in a hospital room (because we have one for some reason). The twins had followed, but they’re chilling in their own corner as Nervs hurries around looking for items to help split/mayday.]
...hmn... ...ngh... ...nh... hhuh?
*[with blurry eyes and a pounding headache, split awoke to a dimly lit room, a thin blanket covering his body. for the umpteenth time, the electric presence inside his mindscape had pushed this body far beyond it's limits, and now they were reaping the cost. he could even hear it mewling drowsily; incapacitated.]*
wwhat... wh'the hell... wwhere am i...?
*[what's that? a bird? a plane? nope! it's mayday, barreling towards no one in particular, smashing head first directly into a wall.]*
*[...i think they need a doctor. looks like they've fainted.]*
@pangenderfleetway
[There’s a cacophony of shouting and panicked yelps as the blailslings hurry out the way of Mayday’s crash course.] [After a few seconds, a boy wearing some sort of weird butterfly mask walks over, crouches near, inspects their breathing, and looks behind. After making sure everything is in the clear, they give Mayday a light tap with the back of his hand.]
*[they twitch, but they don't seem to reawaken. their upright quills go slack, turning from golden to greenish-white, blue at the roots.]*
Uuuhghhhhh...
*[they're not completely down for the count, but it's probably best that they get to a separate room.]*
*[GLASS BREAKING SFX.]*
RAGAGATAHAAHHGAGAHARARAAGAGAHHAHGARAAHGAGARARARGAGARAHH
- @pangenderfleetway
FFFFFFUCKING HELL—!!
[REACTOR FLINCHED, QUILLS FLARING UP AND RAISING HIS ARMS TO SHIELD HIMSELF FROM INCOMING GLASS. HE HISSED AND DUSTED OFF HIS COSTUME.]
GGRRRHH... WHAT'S YOU'RE PROBLEM?! DON'TCHA SEE WE'RE AT A PARTY, HOTHEAD?
*[...it was difficult to see whoever had crashed through the window, they were glowing so bright. what could be discerned from the bright yellow glow was a trembling figure, flecks of color dotted through their quills.]*
HHHHH- HHH- HHHHHHH- HHHHH-
*[it was another fleetway.]*
[HE SQUINTED, PULLING HIS MASK UP TO PUSH UP HIS GLASSES AND GET A CLOSER LOOK AT THIS THING— NO, THAT WAS A PERSON.]
HOLY HELL—?!
[HE QUIRKED AN EYEBROW. MAYBE FROM AMUSEMENT. THIS GUY WAS NOT OKAY.]
...YOU GOOD?
[HE HELD OUT A HAND TO THE OTHER FLEETWAY.]
*[the other hedgehog took reactor's hand, shakily pulling themselves up. their glow lessened a tiny bit, but it was enough to discern some more features.]*
*[the flecks of color were actually shards, of what, there was no telling. their right eyelid was partially torn open. they had whiskers, kinked to look like lightning.]*
HHAAAH... HHhhaaah- Hhh-
*[black, heavy duty gloves and socks rested behind the usual gloves, and shoes partially hidden by rainbow colored furred legwarmers. they wore tight, brass, chainless shackles on their wrists and calves, potentially inhibitors.]*
HHHH- HHHNnnnHYEAHI'M GOOD WHY DOYOU ASK?? IS THERE SSOMETHING ON MY FAAAAACE?
*[they point a shaky finger to their face. glass shards were stuck throughout their face, leaking multicolored blood. they seen to have scarily little issue with this, however.]*
...WELL, YEAH. YOU GOT GLASS LODGED IN YER FACE, PAL.
[THE CORNER OF HIS MOUTH QUIRKED UPWARDS. THIS GUY WAS INTERESTING.]
JUST ASKIN' CAUSE YOU... YA KNOW... FELL THROUGH A WINDOW JUST NOW.
[HE DUSTED THEM OFF AND FLICKED A PARTICULARLY LARGE SHARD OF GLASS OUT OF THEIR FACE.]
*[mayday lets out a shaky little chuckle as a shard of glass was flicked out of his wounds. they close up scarily fast.]*
OOOOHH, DIDII?? I-I BARELY FELT IT- FFELT IT AT ALL!!
*[he leans in close, face an inch away from reactor's.]*
SSSSUHO- Hh- WWHAT BRINGS YOU TO THIS BLUE-BLUE BLANSION G-GREENIE GUY?? WHY'S YOU DRESSED UP SO FANCY-LIKE?? YOU GETTING MAAAAARRIED?
[HE RAISES HIS EYEBROWS AT THE WOUND SEALING.]
HUH, WOULDJA LOOK AT THAT.
[REACTOR DOESN'T BUDGE, BUT CASUALLY MOVES A HAND TO MAYDAY'S FOREHEAD TO PUSH THEM AWAY FROM HIM.]
'S A MASQUERADE, HOTHEAD!! WE'RE ALL AT THIS THING TO MINGLE AND SHIT.
[HE ADMIRES THE RING ON HIS OTHER HAND, LETTING THE RED EYE GLEAM IN THE LIGHT A LITTLE. ONE COULD SWEAR HIS CHEEKS FLUSHED A LITTLE GREEN.]
'N I GOT MARRIED A WHILE AGO. HEHEH.
*[she giggles again at being pushed away- a damn tickled thing, isn't she? - before leaning back in, a little farther away.]*
A MASKER-RAID?? SSO YOU'RE HERE TO T-T-TALK IN SPUhARKLY CcLOTH 'N PLASTIC AND OTHER GLITTERY GETUPS? MMN, SOUNDS LAAAAME...
*[her face goes slack for a moment, eyes rolling back. before suddenly snapping back to reality, rocking back and forth.]*
EEHEH, SO- YER A MMARRIED MANN? EHEHE- TO WHOOO?~ WHO'SA THE LUCKY LADYY?
WASN'T LAME A MINUTE AGO. EVERYBODY HAD TO PARTICIPATE IN A MURDER MYSTERY 'N THE "WINNERS" GOT SKEWERED ON SPIKES. YA JUST MISSED OUT ON THE FUN.
[SARCASM DRIPS FROM HIS VOICE LIKE A TOXIC SPILL. THE HAZARD CROSSES HIS ARMS.]
ER... YOU GO— OH, OKAY.
[HE LOOKS A LITTLE SURPRISED IN THE SUDDEN EXPRESSION CHANGE, EYES FLICKING TO HER FACE AND AWAY FOR A MOMENT— DID ANYBODY ELSE SEE THAT, OR...]
[...BUT AS SOON AS IT WAS THERE, IT WAS GONE. HE PRETENDS IT DIDN'T HAPPEN AND ADJUSTS HIS BOWTIE BEFORE GRINNING GIDDILY.]
OH, NOBODY, JUST MY DARLING ANGEL. HE PROPOSED TO ME A WHILE BACK— 'N WHO WAS I TO SAY NO TO SUCH A DIVINE FACE? HEHE... HE COULDN'T MAKE IT TO THE EVENT. SLEEPYHEAD.
SK-SKKEWERS 'N SPIKES? HEHEHEHE- SOUNDS FFUN EHEHEHEHEHEhH- Ohhhh...
*[being constantly coked out on chaos energy doesn't mean it can ignore the painfully obvious sarcasm oozing from the hazard. its quills sort of wilt, as its perpetual grin devolves into a half worried grimace and half smile.]*
Oohhhh maann... It wassn't as fun a-as you say riight? Oof... mmMMBUT YOUR "ANGEEL" SOUNDS LIKE A-A HEELL OF A HUNK!!
*[hey, parts of that didn't sound like its own voice... what's up with that?]*
OH, YEAH. NOT FUN AT ALL. I GOT STABBED THROUGH THE EYE 'N NEARLY DROWNED IN MY OWN BLOOD. GLAD YOU CAUGHT ON.
[HE HUFFS, THOUGH HIS EAR FLICKS AT THE CHANGE IN VOICE.]
HE IS, YEAH— WAIT. WHAT WAS THAT.
THAT— THAT LITTLE VOICE SHIFT. WHAT WAS THAT. WHY DID YOU SOUND BLUE.
[REACTOR TWIRLS A FINGER POINTING AT THE— THE AIR AROUND MAYDAY? HOW DO YOU POINT OUT A SOUND?]
HHMG?? WHADDYAWHADDYA MEEAN-? OOOHHH YEAHHH! YOU'RE T-TALKIN' ABOUT HIIIM!!
*[mayday's claws shoot up to knead at their head loopily, torso bobbing back and forth.]*
HEEE'SS AAAALLWAYSS IN MY GRAY BRAIN MATTER WH-WATCHING ME, ALWAYS T-TTRYING TO SP-SPOIL MY FUN ALL THE T-TIME EVERY HOUR, MINUTE, AND SECOND OF MY DAY!! NAGGIING, NAAAAGGIIIIINGGG...
...AH.
WELL, YA LEARN SOMETHIN' NEW EVERY DAY. GAIA, THIS ONE'S CRAZY...
WHY DONT'CHA BOTHER THE OTHERS? 'M SURE THEY'D BE HUGE FANS OF YOUR "SPECIAL" PERSONALITY.
[MAYDAY HAS BURNT HIM OUT.]
HEEHEHEEHEHEHEEHEEHHE- OKAAAAAYYYYUH!! :) goodnesss.
*[mayday then proceeded to shoot off in another direction... and hit their head against a wall.]*
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*[GLASS BREAKING SFX.]*
RAGAGATAHAAHHGAGAHARARAAGAGAHHAHGARAAHGAGARARARGAGARAHH
- @pangenderfleetway
FFFFFFUCKING HELL—!!
[REACTOR FLINCHED, QUILLS FLARING UP AND RAISING HIS ARMS TO SHIELD HIMSELF FROM INCOMING GLASS. HE HISSED AND DUSTED OFF HIS COSTUME.]
GGRRRHH... WHAT'S YOU'RE PROBLEM?! DON'TCHA SEE WE'RE AT A PARTY, HOTHEAD?
*[...it was difficult to see whoever had crashed through the window, they were glowing so bright. what could be discerned from the bright yellow glow was a trembling figure, flecks of color dotted through their quills.]*
HHHHH- HHH- HHHHHHH- HHHHH-
*[it was another fleetway.]*
[HE SQUINTED, PULLING HIS MASK UP TO PUSH UP HIS GLASSES AND GET A CLOSER LOOK AT THIS THING— NO, THAT WAS A PERSON.]
HOLY HELL—?!
[HE QUIRKED AN EYEBROW. MAYBE FROM AMUSEMENT. THIS GUY WAS NOT OKAY.]
...YOU GOOD?
[HE HELD OUT A HAND TO THE OTHER FLEETWAY.]
*[the other hedgehog took reactor's hand, shakily pulling themselves up. their glow lessened a tiny bit, but it was enough to discern some more features.]*
*[the flecks of color were actually shards, of what, there was no telling. their right eyelid was partially torn open. they had whiskers, kinked to look like lightning.]*
HHAAAH... HHhhaaah- Hhh-
*[black, heavy duty gloves and socks rested behind the usual gloves, and shoes partially hidden by rainbow colored furred legwarmers. they wore tight, brass, chainless shackles on their wrists and calves, potentially inhibitors.]*
HHHH- HHHNnnnHYEAHI'M GOOD WHY DOYOU ASK?? IS THERE SSOMETHING ON MY FAAAAACE?
*[they point a shaky finger to their face. glass shards were stuck throughout their face, leaking multicolored blood. they seen to have scarily little issue with this, however.]*
...WELL, YEAH. YOU GOT GLASS LODGED IN YER FACE, PAL.
[THE CORNER OF HIS MOUTH QUIRKED UPWARDS. THIS GUY WAS INTERESTING.]
JUST ASKIN' CAUSE YOU... YA KNOW... FELL THROUGH A WINDOW JUST NOW.
[HE DUSTED THEM OFF AND FLICKED A PARTICULARLY LARGE SHARD OF GLASS OUT OF THEIR FACE.]
*[mayday lets out a shaky little chuckle as a shard of glass was flicked out of his wounds. they close up scarily fast.]*
OOOOHH, DIDII?? I-I BARELY FELT IT- FFELT IT AT ALL!!
*[he leans in close, face an inch away from reactor's.]*
SSSSUHO- Hh- WWHAT BRINGS YOU TO THIS BLUE-BLUE BLANSION G-GREENIE GUY?? WHY'S YOU DRESSED UP SO FANCY-LIKE?? YOU GETTING MAAAAARRIED?
[HE RAISES HIS EYEBROWS AT THE WOUND SEALING.]
HUH, WOULDJA LOOK AT THAT.
[REACTOR DOESN'T BUDGE, BUT CASUALLY MOVES A HAND TO MAYDAY'S FOREHEAD TO PUSH THEM AWAY FROM HIM.]
'S A MASQUERADE, HOTHEAD!! WE'RE ALL AT THIS THING TO MINGLE AND SHIT.
[HE ADMIRES THE RING ON HIS OTHER HAND, LETTING THE RED EYE GLEAM IN THE LIGHT A LITTLE. ONE COULD SWEAR HIS CHEEKS FLUSHED A LITTLE GREEN.]
'N I GOT MARRIED A WHILE AGO. HEHEH.
*[she giggles again at being pushed away- a damn tickled thing, isn't she? - before leaning back in, a little farther away.]*
A MASKER-RAID?? SSO YOU'RE HERE TO T-T-TALK IN SPUhARKLY CcLOTH 'N PLASTIC AND OTHER GLITTERY GETUPS? MMN, SOUNDS LAAAAME...
*[her face goes slack for a moment, eyes rolling back. before suddenly snapping back to reality, rocking back and forth.]*
EEHEH, SO- YER A MMARRIED MANN? EHEHE- TO WHOOO?~ WHO'SA THE LUCKY LADYY?
WASN'T LAME A MINUTE AGO. EVERYBODY HAD TO PARTICIPATE IN A MURDER MYSTERY 'N THE "WINNERS" GOT SKEWERED ON SPIKES. YA JUST MISSED OUT ON THE FUN.
[SARCASM DRIPS FROM HIS VOICE LIKE A TOXIC SPILL. THE HAZARD CROSSES HIS ARMS.]
ER... YOU GO— OH, OKAY.
[HE LOOKS A LITTLE SURPRISED IN THE SUDDEN EXPRESSION CHANGE, EYES FLICKING TO HER FACE AND AWAY FOR A MOMENT— DID ANYBODY ELSE SEE THAT, OR...]
[...BUT AS SOON AS IT WAS THERE, IT WAS GONE. HE PRETENDS IT DIDN'T HAPPEN AND ADJUSTS HIS BOWTIE BEFORE GRINNING GIDDILY.]
OH, NOBODY, JUST MY DARLING ANGEL. HE PROPOSED TO ME A WHILE BACK— 'N WHO WAS I TO SAY NO TO SUCH A DIVINE FACE? HEHE... HE COULDN'T MAKE IT TO THE EVENT. SLEEPYHEAD.
SK-SKKEWERS 'N SPIKES? HEHEHEHE- SOUNDS FFUN EHEHEHEHEHEhH- Ohhhh...
*[being constantly coked out on chaos energy doesn't mean it can ignore the painfully obvious sarcasm oozing from the hazard. its quills sort of wilt, as its perpetual grin devolves into a half worried grimace and half smile.]*
Oohhhh maann... It wassn't as fun a-as you say riight? Oof... mmMMBUT YOUR "ANGEEL" SOUNDS LIKE A-A HEELL OF A HUNK!!
*[hey, parts of that didn't sound like its own voice... what's up with that?]*
OH, YEAH. NOT FUN AT ALL. I GOT STABBED THROUGH THE EYE 'N NEARLY DROWNED IN MY OWN BLOOD. GLAD YOU CAUGHT ON.
[HE HUFFS, THOUGH HIS EAR FLICKS AT THE CHANGE IN VOICE.]
HE IS, YEAH— WAIT. WHAT WAS THAT.
THAT— THAT LITTLE VOICE SHIFT. WHAT WAS THAT. WHY DID YOU SOUND BLUE.
[REACTOR TWIRLS A FINGER POINTING AT THE— THE AIR AROUND MAYDAY? HOW DO YOU POINT OUT A SOUND?]
HHMG?? WHADDYAWHADDYA MEEAN-? OOOHHH YEAHHH! YOU'RE T-TALKIN' ABOUT HIIIM!!
*[mayday's claws shoot up to knead at their head loopily, torso bobbing back and forth.]*
HEEE'SS AAAALLWAYSS IN MY GRAY BRAIN MATTER WH-WATCHING ME, ALWAYS T-TTRYING TO SP-SPOIL MY FUN ALL THE T-TIME EVERY HOUR, MINUTE, AND SECOND OF MY DAY!! NAGGIING, NAAAAGGIIIIINGGG...
*[GLASS BREAKING SFX.]*
RAGAGATAHAAHHGAGAHARARAAGAGAHHAHGARAAHGAGARARARGAGARAHH
- @pangenderfleetway
FFFFFFUCKING HELL—!!
[REACTOR FLINCHED, QUILLS FLARING UP AND RAISING HIS ARMS TO SHIELD HIMSELF FROM INCOMING GLASS. HE HISSED AND DUSTED OFF HIS COSTUME.]
GGRRRHH... WHAT'S YOU'RE PROBLEM?! DON'TCHA SEE WE'RE AT A PARTY, HOTHEAD?
*[...it was difficult to see whoever had crashed through the window, they were glowing so bright. what could be discerned from the bright yellow glow was a trembling figure, flecks of color dotted through their quills.]*
HHHHH- HHH- HHHHHHH- HHHHH-
*[it was another fleetway.]*
[HE SQUINTED, PULLING HIS MASK UP TO PUSH UP HIS GLASSES AND GET A CLOSER LOOK AT THIS THING— NO, THAT WAS A PERSON.]
HOLY HELL—?!
[HE QUIRKED AN EYEBROW. MAYBE FROM AMUSEMENT. THIS GUY WAS NOT OKAY.]
...YOU GOOD?
[HE HELD OUT A HAND TO THE OTHER FLEETWAY.]
*[the other hedgehog took reactor's hand, shakily pulling themselves up. their glow lessened a tiny bit, but it was enough to discern some more features.]*
*[the flecks of color were actually shards, of what, there was no telling. their right eyelid was partially torn open. they had whiskers, kinked to look like lightning.]*
HHAAAH... HHhhaaah- Hhh-
*[black, heavy duty gloves and socks rested behind the usual gloves, and shoes partially hidden by rainbow colored furred legwarmers. they wore tight, brass, chainless shackles on their wrists and calves, potentially inhibitors.]*
HHHH- HHHNnnnHYEAHI'M GOOD WHY DOYOU ASK?? IS THERE SSOMETHING ON MY FAAAAACE?
*[they point a shaky finger to their face. glass shards were stuck throughout their face, leaking multicolored blood. they seen to have scarily little issue with this, however.]*
...WELL, YEAH. YOU GOT GLASS LODGED IN YER FACE, PAL.
[THE CORNER OF HIS MOUTH QUIRKED UPWARDS. THIS GUY WAS INTERESTING.]
JUST ASKIN' CAUSE YOU... YA KNOW... FELL THROUGH A WINDOW JUST NOW.
[HE DUSTED THEM OFF AND FLICKED A PARTICULARLY LARGE SHARD OF GLASS OUT OF THEIR FACE.]
*[mayday lets out a shaky little chuckle as a shard of glass was flicked out of his wounds. they close up scarily fast.]*
OOOOHH, DIDII?? I-I BARELY FELT IT- FFELT IT AT ALL!!
*[he leans in close, face an inch away from reactor's.]*
SSSSUHO- Hh- WWHAT BRINGS YOU TO THIS BLUE-BLUE BLANSION G-GREENIE GUY?? WHY'S YOU DRESSED UP SO FANCY-LIKE?? YOU GETTING MAAAAARRIED?
[HE RAISES HIS EYEBROWS AT THE WOUND SEALING.]
HUH, WOULDJA LOOK AT THAT.
[REACTOR DOESN'T BUDGE, BUT CASUALLY MOVES A HAND TO MAYDAY'S FOREHEAD TO PUSH THEM AWAY FROM HIM.]
'S A MASQUERADE, HOTHEAD!! WE'RE ALL AT THIS THING TO MINGLE AND SHIT.
[HE ADMIRES THE RING ON HIS OTHER HAND, LETTING THE RED EYE GLEAM IN THE LIGHT A LITTLE. ONE COULD SWEAR HIS CHEEKS FLUSHED A LITTLE GREEN.]
'N I GOT MARRIED A WHILE AGO. HEHEH.
*[she giggles again at being pushed away- a damn tickled thing, isn't she? - before leaning back in, a little farther away.]*
A MASKER-RAID?? SSO YOU'RE HERE TO T-T-TALK IN SPUhARKLY CcLOTH 'N PLASTIC AND OTHER GLITTERY GETUPS? MMN, SOUNDS LAAAAME...
*[her face goes slack for a moment, eyes rolling back. before suddenly snapping back to reality, rocking back and forth.]*
EEHEH, SO- YER A MMARRIED MANN? EHEHE- TO WHOOO?~ WHO'SA THE LUCKY LADYY?
WASN'T LAME A MINUTE AGO. EVERYBODY HAD TO PARTICIPATE IN A MURDER MYSTERY 'N THE "WINNERS" GOT SKEWERED ON SPIKES. YA JUST MISSED OUT ON THE FUN.
[SARCASM DRIPS FROM HIS VOICE LIKE A TOXIC SPILL. THE HAZARD CROSSES HIS ARMS.]
ER... YOU GO— OH, OKAY.
[HE LOOKS A LITTLE SURPRISED IN THE SUDDEN EXPRESSION CHANGE, EYES FLICKING TO HER FACE AND AWAY FOR A MOMENT— DID ANYBODY ELSE SEE THAT, OR...]
[...BUT AS SOON AS IT WAS THERE, IT WAS GONE. HE PRETENDS IT DIDN'T HAPPEN AND ADJUSTS HIS BOWTIE BEFORE GRINNING GIDDILY.]
OH, NOBODY, JUST MY DARLING ANGEL. HE PROPOSED TO ME A WHILE BACK— 'N WHO WAS I TO SAY NO TO SUCH A DIVINE FACE? HEHE... HE COULDN'T MAKE IT TO THE EVENT. SLEEPYHEAD.
SK-SKKEWERS 'N SPIKES? HEHEHEHE- SOUNDS FFUN EHEHEHEHEHEhH- Ohhhh...
*[being constantly coked out on chaos energy doesn't mean it can ignore the painfully obvious sarcasm oozing from the hazard. its quills sort of wilt, as its perpetual grin devolves into a half worried grimace and half smile.]*
Oohhhh maann... It wassn't as fun a-as you say riight? Oof... mmMMBUT YOUR "ANGEEL" SOUNDS LIKE A-A HEELL OF A HUNK!!
*[hey, parts of that didn't sound like its own voice... what's up with that?]*
