The Little Things at Panera Bread

Please stop yelling at me about that the cinnamon roll price went up 10 cents.  Do you not see how freakin’ huge these rolls are?!  They are the size of my head, of course the price had to go up.  If Panera is too expansive for you, there is a mcdonalds in the food court.  Nobody is making you come to Panera.  Unless.... OH NO!  The chips in people’s heads!!!!  (*See early post about chips in brains)

This is why you NEED to know what you are going to order before you come up because you are holding up the line.  I was the only register and I was seriously thinking about asking those girls to leave and come back when they are actually ready to order.  Plus, if you are a whiny, bitchy person like these girls you will be treated poorly but me and talked about by the manager who was like, “what are their problems?  Needy.”

I don’t understand customer obsession with the cinnamon crunch bagel.  Its like the bagel that will give you diabetes quicker. I find it gross how I have to pound off the excess cinnamon crunch topping that is surrounding the actual bagel by 2 inches so it doesn’t get even more all over the bagel wall when I open bakery in the mornings.  

Frustrated Panera Cashier

This has happened to me so many times at work at Panera.

Panera Cashier is pissed that you wasted her/his time and the customers waiting in line time too.  Serious, just say no if you didn’t register the card yet. The cashier doesn’t want to hear your story of why you haven’t register the card yet.

My face before I go into work at Panera Bread.