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my bilion dollar idea “thanksgiving in june” was ruined today by my little cousin after he found my 200k word duke nukem x reader fanfic and read it at the table.

Best comment I just saw "Helen of Troy was perfectly cast, because all these men are fighting about her."

all movies are for children because the moving image is inherently juvenile. to be entertained by it even moreso

when i lived in soviet russia they sent my entire family to the goulash and i never saw them again…

they did send me some pretty good beef stew afterwards tho.

if you wrote “someone like you” by adele as an AITA reddit post, adele would be downvoted to shit and crossposted to r/amithedevil.

Wilbur Cockfart was so embarrassed by his name that he lobbied for and won the right to chance ones name legally. He became the first to do so in America, and is now named Jason Cockfart.