Anyway, that's my opinion, and it's correct.

“what time is it” you ask, i pull out my 2.7 metric ton granite sundial and immediately crush both of your feet, I loudly announce “it is cloudy”

I feel like getting my college degree will be simultaneously a relief and extremely underwhelming

I’ve said it and I’ll say it again: If all you got from your college education was a single line on your resume, you did it 100% wrong. 

Please, never let this meme die.

This is the best one I’ve seen so far

What kind of quantum fucking memeing from 2056 are you people beaming to us

It’s around that time of year when kids start getting letters of being waitlisted, rejection and deferment. Just wanted to say hang in there– not everyone’s collegiate path is a strict linear progression. Taking gap years, transferring, going to your ‘B’or ‘C’ school, etc– they’re all completely valid ways to self-discovery and getting to where you want to be. From my own experience, things have a way of working out in the weirdest ways. Just keep your head up & mind open and don’t give up. 

When I first started college, I got into one of my dream schools U.Va. after being rejected from some Ivy Leagues. I ended up having to drop out of U.Va. in the first semester because I couldn’t afford to live, even with financial aid. I worked for the semester to save up to afford to be at my state school in Florida, where I barely had enough money to live. I finally graduated, and now I’m in graduate school at Yale and getting paid to do it. Never give up or get discouraged from following your ambitions. :) 

the age old tale

oh my god…

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

this is like a painting in motion