Bugstenburg

Remus:

Gastrotrich (is it just because they look furry? Yes)

Sirius:

He's kind of a tardigrade tbh

James:

He's such a rotifer

Peter:

Absolutely a paramecium

Lily:

A gorgeous gorgeous desmid

Pandora:

Honestly also a desmid (Pandalily soulmate behaviour)

Regulus:

Hydra. (My reasoning is way too deep compared to the others it's embarrassing)

Barty:

He's a stentor, good for him

Evan:

He's also a tardigrade I reckon

Marlene:

Ohhhh rotiferrrrr

Dorcas:

Also most definitely a hydra

Alice and Frank:

Both some type of cyanobacteria, non negotiable.

Cerce:

Pretty but deadly Heliozoa, in true cerce fashion

... Now I think about it Marlene might better fit heliozoa as well

Ok I could keep going but I would inevitably repeat a lot of microorganisms because I have my favourites (cough cough rotifers, hydra, heliozoa)

Remus and Regulus never really complain about that co-dependence of theirs since they always come back in one piece, without dragging troubles, so they also take the time for themselves. Of course they miss them but they rarely leave for long so it's fine.

Apparently they do many different things during their 'bonding times' but they only discover the truth when Remus and Regulus decide to take a walk through Muggle London, chatting about books and joking that their boyfriends have anniversaries like couples, when they see James and Padfoot winning the first prize of Crufts, the largest dog competition in the world, on the TV of the cafe they stopped by.

1) Threatened to bite a guy’s finger off

2) Swapped out Alby’s toy lion for a toy crow

3) Successfully stole Heleen’s diamond choker by making her think she was being choked to death

4) Nearly choked Heleen to death

Kaz : Alright.

Wylan :

Kaz Brekker went through voice cracks at one point.so imagine, this fucking 14 year old gang member shows up and is in the middle of his dramatic ass speech and his voice just goes 📈📉📈📉

“Youll reGRET the day yOu croSSEd the CROws.”

like its hard to be intimidated with the reminder that he’s literally just a 14 year old sociopath. On another note, imagine being a member of the dregs and seeing this kid with a HIGHER RANK than you, like hes so young that his voice is just now starting to crack. Like a painful reminder that hes better. I dont think he knew Jesper when he was 14 or so but can you imagine?