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yujin: what is he doing?

gunwook: *sighs*

The bartender, who has had a long day already and knows the set-up for a joke when they see one, pours the drink and asks no questions.

The 8 downs it and orders another drink.

Once more, the bartender pours it silently, and the 8 drains it dry.

This continues for the rest of the evening, with the 8 getting more and more inebriated and the bartender doggedly avoiding the punchline.

Closing time comes. It's been a hell of a shift and the bartender just wants to get home.

The 8 finally finishes its last drink and goes to get up from its bar stool. It is - of course - completely legless with drink (not that it had any legs to start with) and falls flat on the floor and just lays there sideways.

The bartender sighs deeply and stares down at the sideways 8, now a ∞, and says:

Chan

Minho

Changbin

Hyunjin

Han

Felix

Seungmin

Jeongin