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theres a knight in my backyard stabbing the ground with his sword trying to render my soil barren by killing the worms but luckily ive trained them all in classical ballet and they keep pirouetting away from the blade
you can’t get sentences like this anywhere else
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best fight scene in movie history
post-email aftercare like that was a great email and you seemed so normal
Beavers
4. If the car pulls up to you run in the opposite direction.
5. Walk with your keys in your hands and keep a key between each finger
6. If they put you in the trunk kick out the headlights
7. If you get lost find a woman with a child. Never ask a man for help (this one was drilled)
That scream fire piece of advice is literally life saving
8. Watch your shadows and reflections, especially if someone is walking behind you. A split second notice is better than none and will help you.
Yes this last one really saves lives y'all I do it all the time
girls have to learn to view the world like international intelligence agents just to be safe walking down the street. smh.
guys pls pls pls reblog and girls pls pls pls be safe out there. terrifying and so sad that we have to worry about this on a daily basis
(I’m an enby, but, frankly, this is helpful for anyone.)
- always tell someone where youre at and an approx time when youll be back
Add text replacement words in your phone if possible. Something short and memorable that you can send quickly to people in moments of emergencies.
E.g.
I f ing hate that we need to reblog this, people suck, but this will save lives.
DO NOT SCROLL PAST
Being female fucking sucks but yes this shit is important for everyone
Also, do not walk close to walls. It will be easier for someone so walk past you and push you against it or corner you.
If your gut is telling you to cross the street or change your path, do it. Don’t risk it. Your body knows.
If you can, buy a large umbrella and walk holding it. Studies say that predators are less likely to attempt an attack on someone that could fight back. Keys around your knuckles is fine but you’ll need to get very close to do damage. Umbrellas are more precise.
Avoid wearing headphones if you are alone on an empty street. Look aware.
Again: Stay. Away. From. Walls.
Entering an uber alone? Call your father (or anyone you trust) and say “hey dad! Yep, I’m almost there, I’m sending you the route.” outloud. Then proceed to send them the route so they can follow the uber drive. This will most likely intimidate the predator.
If you see someone in an uncomfortable or possibly dangerous situation, walk up to them and say “Betty, oh my god, I haven’t seen you in so long!”. If she gets slightly confused, you can whisper and let her know you’re trying to help and that she should follow along. Walk together to another station or away from where you are. The man will most likely not follow. I have done this one 2 times and can be very helpful.
If you are unsure she needs help, you can pass her a note saying something like “hey, I noticed this man beside you is making you uncomfortable. If you’d like help, fake a sneeze right now and I will come up to you and pretend we are friends.” This is a long note, but its an example. Be discrete. If she follows along, proceed with the previous tip. This is helpful when you’re in a crowded train and you notice harassment.
Help your sisters. Trust them. Trust yourself. Be safe.
If you ever feel unsafe or need help, anyone is welcome to run upto me and ask me for help! I’ll go all mama bear and keep you safe!!!
https://docs.google.com/document/d/166g6Vo8Fb9H3FIZF2H6faEBHtFQSf7nVn_QxcJ9NMi0/edit?usp=sharing
I made this google doc covering 14 different self defense tips and tricks. it was made on January 15th, 2020 so it was before I decided I’d come back to tumblr jhjshdbjfh.
this is so fcking important
AFAB nonbinary here, y’all please reblog, I’ve had this drilled into me as a kid and this will definitely help someone
also:
i was always told that the elbow is the sharpest point in your body, so use your elbows!!
to quote dwight schrute: “the eyes are the groin of the head”
im pretty sure that the nose is really sensitive so try to hit that. in a self defense class, they said to hold your hand like you’re carrying a plate (flat, palm up) and push upwards, bringing the bottom of your palm at the nose.
it doesn’t matter their gender, getting hit in the groin will always hurt like fuck.
if someone holds you from behind, shove yoir elbow in their gut and then punch them i the nose when they relase you
NEVER tuck in your thumb if you’re making a fist. that way if you punch someone you’ll break your thumb. make a fist like this and punch with the part marked red.
you can knock someone out by punching them into the chin. the nose is also very sensitive and can be easily broken.
as someone said above, STAY AWAY FROM WALLS!
the knee and the elbow are the strongest parts of the body. and they are nicely angled for kicking somebody.
STAY SAFE EVERYONE, AND SHARE THIS!
And if you’re going to a new place like say university… ALWAYS WALK WITH A MALE FRIEND AT NIGHT ALWAYS WALK WITH A MALE FRIEND AT NIGHT!!! This has literally saved some of my friends lives as they’ve gone to university and I expect to be the same in a few months!
MALE FRIEND BOYFRIEND ALWAYS WALK WITH A MALE YOU TRUST!!!
The fact that we live in a world where it’s necessary to know this is appalling, but here we are
IF YOU SCROLLED PAST , THEN GO BACK UP. THIS IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN OTHER POSTS. GO READ IT AND REPOST IT.
always. reblog.
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me in my head at the supermarket: nobody is ever going to fucking love me. omg 25% off
idk why ppl act like men don’t gossip, talk shit, be fake, backstab, etc, they literally do all these things it’s just not blamed on their gender
love all the cis conservative men on twitter losing their minds over the vaccine causing menstrual disturbance like it's one huge conspiracy theory. anyone with a period could tell you that eating a ripe mango on the tuesday approximately 16 hours before your due date will delay it by like five days. the uterus literally has the physical competency of a hamster on crack.
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This one won the Internet for me personally
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sorry for having great tits and correct opinions on everything. as if its my fault
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Speaking as someone that spent six or seven years working in the motorsports/automotive industry, this is the most true comic I have ever seen in my entire life.
bestie, you and me are boiled of the same broth…..
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FedEx: shits on my box, stomps on my box, kicks it, dumps gasoline on it, throws one of my chickens into the back of the van UPS: whispers at my front door “is anyone home” as quietly as possible before leaving a “we missed you!” note, tries to gaslight me into thinking my address doesn’t exist USPS: sets my package down gently where it’s not visible from the road, knocks on the door and kisses me directly on the mouth
Relevancy.
