:/

darling (condescending, with a bit of gay subtext)

sjsfjh imagine if tumblr had memories like facebook does 

one year ago today you posted: “i wish i could fucking eat dirt like a worm"

girl you must be a member of the addams family cause that pussy be Festering

hey just got back from 5 years in the future after this post caused a civil war

the fact that we’re apes is SO funny… i can calculate how many parsecs away a nebula is based upon its apparent magnitude for a fun little brain exercise. i also feel depression and existential ennui if my curtains are shut for too long because my brain has a 45000 year old creature in it who feels that darkness holds too many unknown threats 

this has gotten 500x more true this year

Reminded of this excerpt from Getting Through the Day: Strategies for Adults Hurt as Children by Nancy J. Napier: “It also helps to remember that healing occurs in a spiral. We swing around again and again to the same old issues, but at different turns of the spiral. Each time we confront a similar feeling or reaction we have yet another opportunity to learn and to heal. Each time, we bring with us whatever new understanding we have gained since the last time we cycled through this particular difficulty.”

haha...you are all beneath me. I'm a god compared to you. Don't you know that, you pathetic fucking worm? *trips and busts my ass falling down the stairs while saying this to you*

[says a silly little phrase that becomes part of your lexicon]

its my gender and i get to pick the appropriate times to misgender myself for comedic purposes

"are you okay" girl i am on ao3 looking for fanfiction from my comfort ship when i was 12 what do you think

“if you take medication for that, you’ll be taking medication all your life!!” yeah, and?? bud, i already put on my glasses every morning. it’s like. a condition of mine, not a side hobby i’m pursuing irresponsibly.