bogos binted

[talking in private to a tgirl I saw being pulled around on a leash by an older woman] many moons ago I slew my master, and now I am beholden to no one. I would do the same for you, my friend.

hey sorry for being so snappish earlier i was in a bad mood. and im still in a bad mood so can you fuck off

tumblr version of "you sir have won the internet. have an updoot"

man come on

They say ooooh be a good boy for daddy and you'll get a reward. But then the reward is just gay sex. This is bullshit. I wanted a skateboard

Then they say if you're a bad boy daddy will punish you. But what's the punishment? More gay sex! You can't escape it. This whole damn place is in the pocket of Big Sex

do people even call their children squirt anymore

take away the teeth and the eyes children don't have that anymore

My computer just randomly stopped running Bluetooth and even digging into the internal files and forcing it to run the software isn’t working for some reason.

My child just randomly stopped eating, and even hitting them and yelling at them to eat isn't working for some reason.

You know I’ve cycled through like ten different snarky comments I could make in reply to this but frankly this comment (even if it’s some kind of joke) is so out of the ballpark from what I’m talking about that I fear your fundamental understanding of what im referring to isn’t even in the same zip code as the reality of the actual situation and I don’t know how to properly be funny in response to this because I’m so genuinely baffled.

that's a million million btw. that's ending world hunger and poverty forever. multiple times over.

has anyone else noticed that its awesome to have an anthropomorphic animal representation of yourself that you can draw in situations

But this is genuinely a shitty act against humanity.

Cleaning the house in a way that is harmful to myself and others