Would you like some cannabis?

Sorry but how do people know about cars. There are like 400000 different types of cars and they all look the same. How is anyone able to tell them apart and be like “ah a 2007 Dodge Antelope Duster, good engine but the wheels go vroom vroom too hard.” Like what are they saying, what is there to say

superb, you funky little soprano

A man walked by me while I was working and now the floor suddenly feels wet?? Should I be alarmed??

I feel this with my entire mind body and soul.

I think this actually just changed all my perspectives ..

Bill Murray is a gift

This is precious and exactly what we all need.

i dont really… WANT… to leave tumblr. ive been here since 2011

no other platform has the right format for me to just randomly barf actual thoughts, joaks, and genuine creative content all in the same breath. i dont know how to compartmentalize

every other platform you gotta be a real person. Here you are you’re icon and username and whatever your hyperfixation is at the current moment

Your daughters do not exist to give you grandchildren