Lol

I don’t know anything about Dark Souls, but let me tell you..this sure as fuck didn’t help me to understand

third base is me asking if you hate me

Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain

He in the movie for 8 minutes

this is so fucking funny why are people defending him pfjahdksmd

i once thought i was a ghost and im dead now

a game show where a toddler has to choose between a cheque for a million dollars or a small basket filled with $8.14 worth of dollar store toys and in the corner of the tv you can see their parents in a locked sound proof room watching from a screen and screaming the whole time

Oh. My. God.

Hipsters work here. Saw a black guy in here but he’s an employee so I’m still the only nigga in here by default

Fam yall know them candy machines that have them jelly beans in them and you pull the lever and it goes in a bag well they got that shit with dried fruit this really is a white people paradise

They have NO name brand stuff here like I lowkey fuck with that but then again you got “Amy’s organic soups” nigga who the fuck is Amy and how am I supposed to trust you my nigga Campbell’s been holding me down for 24 years

Saw another black guy but it’s evident I’m the only real nigga in this building

The Cheese selection here is SOMETHING ELSE like I’ve never seen anything like it

This story is a solid 10/10

BISON BROTH

I WORK AT WHOLE FOODS AND I AM SCREAMING AT THIS. 😂👌🏻