moved to @averagejermafan !!

"Hey, hello! It's another midnight, another start of the day! You're listening to LDXL's Early Edition! I'm your host, Mick with the mic, ringing in the day for you night owls, sleepless, and other lovely creatures of the night. 

Let's start off with the staple: fun fact of the day! 

Yessirree! Today's fun fact!... Oh, wow. Time goes fast folks. Did you know, today's the anniversary of that weird mass suicide event? The one where they had to call in an airstrike to prevent the spread? Talk about a morbid one, haha! They threw me curveball today. 

So how about we keep the morbid mood going, and we talk about loved ones who left this world far too early? The studio execs left me in charge, and I'll do what I want, and what I want is to hear your stories! Because it's my air time and this is my show and sometimes you gotta get to meat of the matter! 

First caller, you're on the air! Who are you and what was your relationship to the dearly departed you wish to speak of?" 

"... I'm... It doesn't matter. It's not about me anyway." 

"Okay! Fair enough, dear caller. Would you mind if I called you 'Smooth Operator'? You have a voice like you could host with me." 

"... Heh... I guess as nicknames go, this isn't the worst. Okay. Call me 'Smooth Operator'." 

"Fantastic, Smooth! So, who do you want to honour tonight? What is their story? What is yours?"