Notsograceful

when you tryna chill but your siblings love annoyin you

That’s that “Ima beat yo ass” run 😂😂

He finna beat his ass

I can hear the “aye chill bro chill I’m just playing”

me two hours after i should have gone to bed: time to solve the jonbenet ramsey case

Here’s a cool trick to see if a man actually respects you: try disagreeing with him

The point isn’t to know it’s a test, the point is that if you would only say “yes” if you knew it was a test, then what if it’s not a test, but because she hates coffee shops, or because she’s attending a funeral Wednesday and doesn’t know you well enough to want to share that, or whatever else? Because if you’re making rules for when other people can have preferences and not explain why… yeah, that is a thing they can reasonably want to avoid.

There’s this girl at my school and she’s really nice and I remember sometime last year at one point she would carry a clicker around and click it everytime she had a happy thought/something good happened/she laughed etc. It was always kind of cute how you’d just hear the little click every once in a while throughout class it always made me smile knowing that it was bc something made her feel happy idk

she was training herself to be happy oh my god

does it work???? Imagine feeling yourself slipping into depression and you just click a few times and your brain says “wait, this is the sound of happiness I have to release serotonin”

She fucking Pavlov’d herself, the absolute madwoman

My boribori heart is full. She’s the greatest I love her so much.