your nightmare girl

We need at least two Octobers. One goes by too quickly.

bad bitches have no plans for halloween and stay home and watch tv

My mom needs a plane ticket and she goes “go to the speedy Gonzales website I need a ticket” and walks away. The what ???

the eighth deadly sin is actually being mean to me but they keep that one a secret

17 and 19 are 2 years apart but they're 8 years apart

Why is Selena Gomez so big on ig? What did she do

she killed it in Wizards of Waverly Place

She really did

I love being home, cooking, taking long showers and just existing in my own time warp.

they need to make an app for the mentally ill …

this is the app we r on it rn babe

So many women support men literally for doing the bare minimum. “Look, he is taking care of his own children. He cleans the house, he lives in. He supports me when I’m on my period or when I feel sick. He is listening to me and my problems, ...” Like...yeah. That’s what he’s fucking supposed to do??? That’s what you do, if you’re a goddamn normal human being.

you know what’s embarrassing? the fact that you all still can’t let harry potter die in a ditch. its embarrassing that you can’t stop reading or consuming content for a mediocre (at best, honestly, it’s not even well written and it’s cliche) series, it’s embarrassing that you still want to buy that video game, it’s embarrassing that you want to watch the HBO Max show. And no, I don’t care if you pirate those things or thrift those books or whatever, because that just shows that you’ll bend over backwards for a racist, antisemitic, transmisogynistic author instead of supporting authors of color, jewish authors, or trans authors. there are so many actual well written fantasy series out there, it’s all been done before and will be done again better. i don’t care how important this series was when you were 11. you’re 20 now, take the hogwarts house out of your bio and MOVE ON

wanting it to be halloween again versus not wanting time to progress

the way the term "purity culture" has effectively been stolen from survivors of religious abuse by fandom weirdos who think theyre oppressed for shipping incest is truly abysmal

we need to start kink-shaming again maybe it'll knock some sense into y'all

kinks can be harmful and they shouldn't be free from criticism. and criticizing kinks isn't puritanical nonsense you people are just bigots using kinks as a shield.

Old men dating younger girls know exactly what theyre doing and the internet has deluded teenage girls into thinking that they’re on the same level or actually smarter and can out manipulate a man that’s been living 10+ years longer than them. They’ve already won because weaponized incompetence has let you believe that they’re too stupid to have nefarious intentions.

some women be like “my man washed a dish once. I’m very lucky” and it makes me so sad for her like you just know she never cums