The Fires of Spring

Why seriously tell people to kill themselves when ‘deactivate your account’ is 1000x funnier and 1000x less shitty?

unplug your controller dawg

forfeit my buddy

concede dude

Call your ISP and tell them you’ve had enough.

blunt rotation with the artists of songs #4 and 20 on your Spotify Wrapped ready go

walking into twitter every day waving my “someone creating/doing something you don’t personally like does not make them a bad person and you’ll never find peace if you keep assigning moral points to everything” flag to try and keep my sanity

tumblr is so dirty for introducing you to the most amazing people you could ever imagine and then putting them right on the other side of the planet

It's *my* blorbo and *i* get to choose the gender.

funny how when you’re in a fandom and you ship a ship that, according to the fandom police, is competing against this other ship, people automatically assume you hate and are against that other ship. like no? I can ship this A character with this B character and I can also ship this A character with this C character even if the fandom police said the A/B ship and the A/C ship are enemies. like who are you to tell me I can’t ship A/B while also finding A/C adorable together? 

you bitches better hope that twitter doesn’t actually die because that means that i’m going to be taking all of my excess random thoughts and putting them here instead of on my nice quiet locked account which means i’m going to be subjecting you to like 9-15 posts a day like “anyone else think young kyle machlachlan looks like a butch lesbian” or “what if tony soprano was bisexual” or “i have a mosquito bite”