half girl half asleep

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

i feel like im just on standby waiting for something to happen. can something happen. when will something happen

"next time, log in faster with fingerprint/face/iris recognition!" how about i keep typing my password like i have for the past 25 years and you fuck off

sometimes u headcanon a character as a sexuality but then also ship things that contradict that. sometimes you ship things you would NEVER EVER want in canon. this is because these things are fun and silly and not legally binding.

Voicemails for Isabelle is exactly the romcom I’ve been needing. That is all.

what does it say about my life that i've started romanticizing the idea of employment

drafting a cv... we're doing it for the plot

just applied for a job at the coffee shop across the street. do i have experience? no. but im tossing my hat in the ring anyway

i... got an interview...

“they’re just looking at each other” you could not begin to understand the complexities involved in looking at each other

if everything is going to gradually become outrage marketing can we at least have some fun with it and do the movie remakes with all-women casts again

"omg i LOVE it when love between characters is so strong it overrides the boundaries of flesh and selfhood, merging them into some sort of (un)holy chimera" — person who's uncomfortable with the idea of permanently sharing a bedroom with someone else