do you like scary movies?

You guys would like my posts a lot more if you had my exact life experiences and internal monologue

if anything happens in your life you should start having strange thoughts and beliefs

the bus is never going to come because im a bad person

having a body made of meat sucks ass

kill dorothy fuck the lion marry the tin man and i dont care about the other one

it’s so hard for me to listen to heartbroken/angry breakup songs by straight men bc no matter how good the song is i’ll be like i’m not sure if i fully believe you. let’s hear her side of the story.

the most important virtues for the young woman are as follows: time theft, selfishness, orgasms, irreverence to authority, sacrilegious behavior, a questioning mind, and eating regular meals.