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canon event in reading aftg is assuming kevin is the love interest and then getting hit by the 5,000 ton truck that is andrew minyard

Jean I love you so much because WDYM you sent your ex-situationship a pic of your crush and the dog he used to baby trap you, got told “he’s handsome” -> “the dog is cute too,” just to make SURE you knew she meant Jeremy and not the dog like you originally thought; then you got defensive about it and decided to drag your old unrequited first love into the mix as a cover up, saying “tell Kevin to stay out of it” because of COURSE Kevin knows how pretty you think Jeremy is; HE’S the one that first showed the man to you years and years ago. Surely he’s been running his mouth and putting ideas out there that shouldn’t be. But then you got called out a SECOND time when your ex-pretty pastel haired savior said “oh Jean” -> “I don’t ask Kevin about you” -> “THREE OF EVERY FIVE TEXTS ARE ABOUT JEREMY” and that made you MORE defensive and you REFUSED to look back at your messages with her because you KNEW you had been had. Oh Jean. You’re in so deep and I love that and I hope you stay there because you deserve to be able to pour all the love you can into a single human being and I CANNOT think of anyone more deserving than Jeremy almost Moreau

how insidious to make young girls buy hundreds of dollars worth of makeup, to force them to read up on its theory, to make them practice it for hours in order to escape mockery, to make them feel safe only when performing this hyper femininity, and then to even have the audacity to package it in feminist language so that they firmly believe it sets them free.

guys i’m so sorry to say this but exercising and indulging in hobbies rather than scrolling on your phone for 200 hours actually does improve your mood and overall mental health, this has deeply upset me more than anyone