PA-C (nos)

It’s been a hard week, and one of my patients described prison life to me today.

Father asks me for a letter allowing his son to have a cat for emotional support. His son is an infant.

Fun with documentation: Trying to come up with professional way to say, “Patient shaved her buttcrack”

17-year-old girl 3 months postpartum tells me she has baby fever

And I’m back

PA career achievement unlocked: I have a physician on my panel

Me looking at 75-year-old lady’s wet prep under the microscope, seeing motile flagellated organisms

Patient with insomnia drinks coffee all day long but refuses to reduce caffeine intake because "it doesn't affect me"

Well baby check: Mom asks if it’s normal for her baby girl to “have a hole down there.”

Finding out my drug-seeking patient just got hired as our team’s new MA

My patient’s A1c went from 12.3 to 7.5 in 3 months

Well child check: Toddler still wakes up twice a night... for a bottle of CHOCOLATE milk.

Well baby visit: Teen mom living in car is giving 3-month-old solid foods and refusing vaccinations

Sometimes this is the best answer I’ve got

My nurse loses her patience and shouts at a fraidy cat teenager, “Honey, you’re not gonna feel a damn thing!”

Patient with several pregnancy symptoms refuses pregnancy test.