#awwwkward

if you let her, acheron enters heaven on earth whenever she gets to pull your tank out the way just so she can wrap her lips around your nipples and lick along your chest

I'm fairly certain a customer was trying to flirt with me yesterday. I felt soo awkward as i am totally not in a position to reciprocate at this juncture

Only person in a restaurant 😱😰 #awwwkward

What if the only reason Getaway’s calling is because some of the other mutineers were getting up in his grill like, “Are you sure they’re okay, though? Are you sure??” What if he called to shut them up and now that he’s not able to confirm they’re all gonna be pissed.

When your friend knocks on the door to see if you want to go get pizza and you have to explain why you're blushing like crazy and why the door was double locked