Junipers Diary

⭒pronouns- they/them

⭒Juniper, 22y/o artist/writer/nature enjoyer

⭒ This is a blog for my journal, I also just want somewhere to vent or hyperfixate

⭒interests⭒

- Illustration

-Elves/fairies/fantasy

-the last of us

-Dungeon meshi

-Vampires

-destroying capitalism

-Witchcraft (green witch, herbalism, and I don’t believe in anything religious or spiritual)

-Legend of Zelda

-music (mcr, AURORA, boygenius, F+TM, paramore, switchblade symphony, Dorian Electra, evanescence, men I trust, frost children)

There are 5 stages spanning an adolescence.

At the age of 7, we begin to encounter other children coming up with not so cleaver “your mom is “so fat—-“” insults that usually culminated in that child accusing your so called mom of having diabetes or of being classified as an animal.

Next, at the age of 13 we are introduced to even edgier mother slander of the flavour “your mom is so short” usually insisting that falling off a bed will end her life. Very intelligent humour.

When we get to senior year of Highschool, teenage boys of the upmost swag are hollering that they have in fact “fornicated with your mom”. And for some reason this was how you “own” a bro.