G

you want to be mommy’s adjective noun, don’t you, pet name? you want to verb and verb for mommy like a good gender

Pinterest will send you an fbi level message to tell you they took down a pin that you had no hand in making 😭😭😭

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

got my first ever official customer complaint because when i was going over the terms of their life insurance they were like "well i don't plan to die" and i was like "well you're going to"

just found out if you leave your acne alone instead of touching it and picking it, it actually heals on its own