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i dont have any kevin muse but ive been fixating on wtnv again

Eep!! Would you look at that thats quite a lot of unchecked notifications~

Well! As the weather forecast predicted it’s that time of the month again, where birds fly into your house and start to rip each cloth they can find for their tiny beaks to shreds while screaming NEVER MORE NEVER MORE over and over. While this isn’t the ideal weather conditions it’s always a viable option to grab these birds and slam them against desks until they stop moving and breathing and put them in the freezer for a delicious meal on a later date! Personally I~ heavily prefer them over the blood drinking snakes that appear under each piece of ply wood once every three years, but I think that’s mostly because Indiana Jones left a permanent snake shaped scar on my psyche as a child!! And also a literal physical snake shaped scar on my chest!