i’m an idiot.

what does html stand for?

hypertext markup language

no i mean like, what does it believe in?

what if your friend had a freak accident where his thang got cut off and he need a dick transplant and he ask you for 3 inches

how he gon ask me for all I got

there is literally no logical, emotional, aesthetic, philosophical, moral, or sexy reason for the sun to be gone at 4.30 pm 

Vampires can come out earlier

One sexy reason

my dad is LGBT you guys 

every semicolon i’ve ever used has been a shot in the dark

Semicolon use is actually quite simple; semicolons separate two complete, related sentences.

cool; bro

i’m a simple girl. I hear a movie is extremely disturbing, i add it to my watchlist.

Pro tip for gringos: if you go to a Latin restaurant and there are no Latinos eating there, you should probably leave.