the kind of girl to suck for bus fare and walk

a girl group member: *hits a high note* y'all: idk if that’s live…lmao she probably can’t sing a boy group member: *screams into a mic* y'all: absolutely beautiful…his voice is breathtaking.

honestly… fuck dio

Lucille Ball wasn’t even a fucking redhead, she was naturally a brunette and used henna to dye it red smfh

*prays for a swift and final end to azealia banks*

Anti-SJWs basically come in two flavors “lol kek u mad” and “alas this vexed correctness of thine politics doth trouble me in every hour verily I shall draw my blade of reason and stand firm against these blackguards”

sending your kid to catholic school is the easiest way to guarantee your kid will not be catholic

Fun story: a friend of mine discovered she was bi-sexual and into bdsm at a catholic school after a nun put her over her knee and spanked her. Christians just can’t seem to get anything right.

Lmfao my fave post now has an even better comment

I became an atheist my 8th grade year at catholic school lmao

Just saying as a male abuse & molestation survivor, anti-fems haven’t done shit for me. In fact, when they’re not outright mocking myself & other male survivors, they’re trying to strip away the support network I DO have (which comprises pretty much solely of feminists and ‘social justice warriors’, the majority of which are women and/or transgender). As a male survivor, I resent anti-feminists and so-called ‘men’s rights activists’ using my life and my trauma to beat down feminism, when feminism and social justice have always been the only people to care.

all of this

In honor of arbor day we dumped 5000 spiders into the nearest river

Emma Roberts literally can only play one role

what flavor of haughty, cynical and relatively mean-spirited young girl would you like