be the surreal nonsense you wish to see in the world

maximum CRONCH

Therapists are just…. Common sense filters

early 2000′s r&b is so important like it was so sensual and romantic all at once. so beautiful.

Because saving kitties is important.

This is a freakn’ wonderful idea and needs to be spread around to let people know.

if you think i won’t go back and reblog the post from a blog i don’t follow just to get your unnecessary comment off a good post then you’ve got the wrong bitch

I spent all day doing sidequests instead of progressing the main story

I know you’re talking about a videogame but this is actually a really good metaphor for my life

“Whats your safe word?”

That part had me weak 😂😭😂😭😂😭 

“You think I’m in pilates?”😭

“watch ya fingers bootyhole man!!” Lmfaooaoaoaoooo

Lol i need to be his friend

The sound he makes when he picks him up 😂😂😂😂😂😂