bnha shitposts

student present mic: are you alright?

kaminari: lunch

interviewer: i meant long term plans

midoriya: what do bees make?

uraraka: uh... honey?

midoriya: sewage

todoroki: bleach

midoriya: thanks, dad!

uraraka: you just called all might ‘dad’

midoriya: no, i didn’t. i said, “thanks, man!”.

all might: you want to talk about it later over a... game of catch?

bakugou: what??

kirishima: but then i remember that i’d never see you again

bakugou: [blushes]

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midoriya: sometimes i think about dying—

midoriya: wow, it’s a little early for ice cream, don’t you think?

it’s a bad ship okay

trust me lads, i’m an expert

all might: just yesterday you were crying about snakes.

momo: in fact, they do. bees have segmented legs, consisting of parts called a coax, a trochanter, a femur, a tibia, and a tarsus. the joints between which are considered to be ‘knees’.

bakugou: *blushes and slams hand on the table* that’s fucking it, i’m killing him.

kaminari: or you could man up and ask him out