te absolvo

I’d say that I’d commit war crimes for Eva Stratt but she’s doing that all on her own and I’m sitting there saying things like “yippee!” and “woohoo!”

I wish to purchase goods and services without entering a blood covenant that entitles the provider to email and text me forever and also store a bunch of my personal data that they’re going to apologize for exposing in a breach in the next five to ten years

soaking a fairy in milk and throwing it against the wall to see what kind of noise it makes

it's just the usual fairy wall impact sound unfortunately

further testing is needed

does it again

Sorry I read "soaking in fairy milk" and got so hard I passed out what was this post supposed to be about?

soaking a fairy in milk and throwing it against the wall. to see what kind of noise it makes

Oh ok cool thx

All games should give you an opportunity to get in a fight with your love interest over giving the wrong answers at a weird couples themed carnival game