Henry

the will is weak the flesh also is weak and me i am not doing too good either

The Clarifier would like to make just one more comment

no i am not immune to early 2000s pop-punk music that fucks a little harder than everyone likes to admit

long distance relationship (my liege has locked himself in the tower on the opposite side of the castle while I guard the gate)

"don't worry about it" ok but I will

i dont agree with outdoor cats but i gotta admit the fact me and my roommate can fondly talk about local cats like theyre our beloved neighbours is pretty cool. do i know any of the humans who live in my neighborhood? not particularly. do i know the little tuxedo cat with the pink collar who recognises the ice cream truck music and comes out to get pets from all the kids? of course they're a local celebrity to me.

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

did you hear mark zuckerberg renamed facebook to ligma

what’s facebook

what’s facebook

who the hell is mark zuckerberg

someone needs to stop this blue guy

It’s so funny to me that soccer games can end with a score of 0-0 like imagine going to see a soccer game and both teams just run around the field for 90 minutes doing absolutely nothing and nobody scores any points and at the end of the 90 minutes they’re like well. Guess that’s that. Great soccer game guys.